Robert Michael Schneider (born October 31, 1963) is an American actor, comedian, screenwriter, and director. A stand-up comic and veteran of the NBC sketch comedy series Saturday Night Live, he went on to a career in feature films, including starring roles in the comedy films Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo, The Animal, The Hot Chick, The Benchwarmers, and Grown Ups.
Dead Wrong
Ethan Boggs
2024
Triumph Presents: Let's Make a Poop Live
Self
2024
Leo
Principal (voice)
2023
Rob Schneider: Woke Up in America
Himself
2023
The One and Only Dick Gregory
Self
2021
Sandy Wexler
Firuz
2017
Norm of the North
Norm (voice)
2016
Shelby: The Dog Who Saved Christmas
Shelby (Voice)
2014
3 Still Standing
2014
Jungle Shuffle
Chuy (voice)
2014
Wings: Sky Force Heroes
Fred (voice)
2014
Rob Schneider: Soy Sauce and the Holocaust
Himself
2013
InAPPropriate Comedy
J.D.
2013
Dino Time
Dodger (voice)
2012
The Outback
Johnny (voice)
2012
Amor es amor
Julian Rodin
The Ridiculous 6
Ramon
2015
Pups United
Benny (voice)
2015
OMG, I'm a Robot!
Robo Joseph
2015
Frog Kingdom
Additional Voices (voice)
2013
The Reef 2: High Tide
Nerissa (voice)
2012
You May Not Kiss the Bride
Ernesto
2011
2010 San Francisco Giants: The Official World Series Film
narrator
2010
The Chosen One
Paul
2010
Grown Ups
Rob Hilliard
2010
American Virgin
Ed Curtzman
2009
Wild Cherry
Nathan McNicol
2009
Bedtime Stories
Chief Running Mouth / Pickpocket
2008
You Don't Mess with the Zohan
Salim Yousfobdal
2008
American Crude
Bill
2008
Big Stan
Big Stan
2007
Comedy Club Shoot-out: Vol. 1
Self
2006
Shark Bait
Nerissa (voice)
2006
Click
Prince Habeeboo (uncredited)
2006
The Benchwarmers
Gus
2006
Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo
Deuce Bigalow
2005
The Aristocrats
Self (archive footage) (uncredited)
2005
The Longest Yard
Punky
2005
Around the World in 80 Days
San Francisco Hobo
2004
50 First Dates
Ula
2004
Saturday Night Live: The Best of Chris Farley
Various (archive footage) (uncredited)
2003
The Hot Chick
Jessica
2002
Eight Crazy Nights
Chinese Waiter / Narrator (voice)
2002
The Animal
Marvin Mange
2001
The N.Y. Friars Club Roast of Hugh Hefner
Self
2001
Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo
Deuce Bigalow
1999
SNL: The Best of Adam Sandler
Various Characters (archive footage) (uncredited)
1999
Muppets from Space
TV Producer
1999
Big Daddy
Delivery Guy
1999
The Waterboy
Townie
1998
Susan's Plan
Steve
1998
Bad Boys of Saturday Night Live
Self / Various (archive footage)
1998
Knock Off
Tommy Hendricks
1998
Sports Illustrated: Swimsuit 1998
Self/Host
1998
Saturday Night Live: The Best of Phil Hartman
Self / Various Characters
1998
The Adventures of Pinocchio
Volpe
1996
Down Periscope
Lt. Marty Pascal
1996
Judge Dredd
Herman 'Fergee' Ferguson
1995
The Beverly Hillbillies
Woodrow Tyler
1993
Demolition Man
Erwin
1993
Buddy
Dude 1
1993
Surf Ninjas
Iggy
1993
Home Alone 2: Lost in New York
Bellman
1992
Necessary Roughness
Chuck Neiderman
1991
The 13th Annual Young Comedians Show
1989
The Animal 2
Marvin Mange
Adam Sandler: Love You
Self
2024
Daddy Daughter Trip
Larry Bublé
2022
Home Team
Jamie
2022
Pups Alone
Jose (voice)
2021
Best of Stand-up 2020
Self
2020
Hubie Halloween
Richie Hartman
2020
Rob Schneider: Asian Momma, Mexican Kids
2020
The Wrong Missy
Komante
2020
Adam Sandler: 100% Fresh
Self
2018
Max Amini: Authentically Absurd
Himself
2015
Wings
Dodo (voice)
2012
I Now Pronounce You Chuck & Larry
Asian Minister
2007
Juliana and the Medicine Fish
2007
Kings of Comedy USA
Self (archive footage)
2006
Little Man
Dinosaur Rex
2006
Grandma's Boy
Yuri
2006
The Showbiz Show with David Spade
(1 episode)
2005
Back to Norm
2005
The Electric Piper
Rinky-Dink-Dink (voice)
2003
Jimmy Kimmel Live!
Self · (2 episodes)
2003
Mr. Deeds
Nazo
2002
Playboy Mansion Parties Uncensored
Self
2001
Little Nicky
The Townie
2000
Sports Illustrated: Swimsuit 1997
Self - Host
2000
Stallone's Law: The Making of 'Judge Dredd'
Himself
1995
Martians Go Home
Voyeur Martian
1989
Pledge Trip
Leo 2
The Dinosaur Hour Extra
(1 episode)
2023
The Dinosaur Hour
(1 episode)
2023
Chip Chilla
Chum Chum (voice) · (12 episodes)
2023
Lights Out with David Spade
The Richmeister · (1 episode)
2019
Lights Out with David Spade
Self - Panelist · (1 episode)
2019
The Masked Singer
Self · (1 episode)
2019
The Masked Singer
Hamster · (1 episode)
2019
GQ Presents: Iconic Characters
Self · (1 episode)
2018
Real Rob
Rob · (16 episodes)
2015
Lip Sync Battle
Self · (1 episode)
2015
¡Rob!
Rob · (8 episodes)
2012
Hot in Cleveland
Chill · (1 episode)
2010
The Paul O'Grady Show
(1 episode)
2004
Live at Johnny's
(1 episode)
2004
On Air with Ryan Seacrest
Self · (1 episode)
2004
Real Time with Bill Maher
Self · (2 episodes)
2003
American Idol
Self · (1 episode)
2002
RI:SE
(1 episode)
2002
Johnny Vaughan Tonight
Self · (1 episode)
2002
Primetime Glick
(1 episode)
2001
Rove
Self · (1 episode)
1999
The Martin Short Show
(1 episode)
1999
Teen Choice Awards
Self · (1 episode)
1999
Ally McBeal
Ross Fitzsimmons · (1 episode)
1997
The View
Self · (3 episodes)
1997
Men Behaving Badly
Jamie Coleman · (35 episodes)
1996
The Daily Show
Self · (2 episodes)
1996
The Rosie O'Donnell Show
Self · (1 episode)
1996
Late Night with Conan O'Brien
Self - Guest · (3 episodes)
1993
The Tonight Show with Jay Leno
Self · (7 episodes)
1992
Seinfeld
Bob Grossberg · (1 episode)
1989
Coach
Leonard Kraleman · (2 episodes)
1989
LIVE with Kelly and Mark
(1 episode)
1988
227
(1 episode)
1985
Saturday Night Live
Self - Various Characters · (60 episodes)
1975
Saturday Night Live
Self - Cameo (uncredited) · (2 episodes)
1975