Adam Sandler

Charles 'Chuck' Levine

Kevin James

Lawrence 'Larry' Valentine

Jessica Biel

Alex McDonough

Dan Aykroyd

Captain Phineas J. Tucker

Ving Rhames

Fred G. Duncan

Steve Buscemi

Clinton Fitzer

Nicholas Turturro

Renaldo Pinera

Allen Covert

Steve

Rachel Dratch

Benefits Supervisor

Nick Swardson

Kevin McDonough

Richard Chamberlain

Councilman Banks

Jamie Chung

Hooters Girl

Becky O'Donohue

Darla

Shelby Adamowsky

Tori Valentine

Jessie O'Donohue

Donna

Chandra West

Doctor Honey

Jackie Sandler

Teacher

Kathleen Doyle

Bernie's Mother

Tila Tequila

Hooters Girl

Jina Song

Hooters Girl

Candace Kita

Hooters Girl

Lena Yada

Hooters Girl

Richard Kline

Mr. Auerbach

Blake Clark

Crazy Homeless Man

Mary Pat Gleason

Teresa

Matt Winston

Glen Aldrich

Lance Bass

Band Leader

Dave Matthews

Salesman

Dan Patrick

NY Cop

Rob Corddry

Jim the Protestor

Robert Smigel

Mailman

Gary Valentine

Karl Eisendorf

Jonathan Loughran

David Nootzie

Peter Dante

Tony Paroni

Michael Buscemi

Higgy

J.D. Donaruma

J.D.

Cole Morgen

Eric Valentine

Brad Grunberg

Bernie

Marc Vann

Protestor

Rob Schneider

Asian Minister

David Spade

Transvestite Groupie

Dennis Dugan

Cab Driver