Three firefighters must save New Orleans from a gigantic shark.
Tommy Wiseau
Patrick
Isaiah LaBorde
Tim
Mark Valeriano
Georgie
Wayne Douglas Morgan
Captain Joe
Raul Phoenix
Tony
Erica Mary Gillheeney
Charlotte
Ashton Leigh
Sophia
Joseph Poliquin
Alex
Jeff Pearson
Dan Lancing
Kaleb Naquin
Roger
Amber Nicole Dalton
Billie Dalton
Elaina Guidry
Melanie
Thomas Johnston
Paul
Director, Writer
Tommy Wiseau
Writer
Greg Sestero
Writer
Isaiah LaBorde
November 22, 2023
4
In order to fully appreciate this film you need two things. Lots of drink before it starts and a decent amount of audience participation. That's because it's terrible. Now I know that the creator of "The Room" (2003) was unlikely to deliver us an award-winning epic, but I think even I was disappointed by just how poor this is. When New Orleans is threatened not only by rising flood waters, but by a menacing shark it falls to three highly decorated fire-fighters to find away to save their city. The acting and dialogue are like a very bad rehearsal for a "Bill & Ted" film, the visual effects stop being entertaining fairly quickly and that just leaves us with a mess of a movie that all-too-often just made me cringe. Tommy Wiseau is clearly a shrewd man, but this attempt to make a silk purse from a sow's ear is just risible on about every level and even with ensemble guffaws of embarrassment from the other suitably lubricated folks in the cinema it becomes pretty much unwatchable. A parody of many other films, it may be trying to be - but for me, well it's just not funny!