Brett Davern

Max

Katie Leclerc

Kiley

Sung Kang

Greg

Beau Mirchoff

Jonathan

Demetrius Bridges

Sean

Emily Kuroda

Emma

J.C. Caylen

Officer Hicks

Jay Mohr

Officer Walsh

Brittany Krall

Lauren

Annie Jacob

Becky

Leslie Black

Lady Pirate

Enoch King

Guy Pirate

Adam Brudnicki

Captain

Olumba Obu

Walter

Katherine Byrum

Woman

Seth Dalton

Crew Member

Ryan Dempsey

The Bro

Tucker Desmond

Random guy

Sabrina Jenkins

Furious Woman

Curt Mattison

Drunk Guest

Wanda Morganstern

Principal Waggles

Maima Nelson

Another one

Tommy O'Brien

Greg's Best Friend

Michael Reagan

Angry Guest