Jessica Harper

Janet Majors

Cliff DeYoung

Brad Majors / Farley Flavors

Richard O'Brien

Dr. Cosmo McKinley / Kitchenware Announcer (voice)

Patricia Quinn

Dr. Nation McKinley

Charles Gray

Judge Oliver Wright

Ruby Wax

Betty Hapschatt

Nell Campbell

Nurse Ansalong

Rik Mayall

'Rest Home' Ricky

Barry Humphries

Bert Schnick

Darlene Johnson

Emily Weiss

Manning Redwood

Harry Weiss

Wendy Raebeck

Macy Struthers

Jeremy Newson

Ralph Hapschatt

Betsy Brantley

Neely Pritt

Pierre Bedenes

Neely's Camera Crew

Rufus Collins

Neely's Camera Crew

Christopher Malcolm

Vance Parker

Ray Charleson

Floor Manager

Eugene Lipinski

Kirk

Barry Dennen

Irwin Lapsey

Imogen Claire

Wardrobe Mistress

Gary Shail

Oscar Drill

Donald Waugh

Glish Davidson

David John

'Bit' Drummer

Claire Toeman

Brenda Drill

Gary Martin

'Bit' Guitarist

Sinitta

Francine 'Frankie'

Robyn Mandell

Mrs. Drill (uncredited)

Sal Piro

Man on Payphone (uncredited)

Gaye Brown

DTV Audience Member (uncredited)

Ishaq Bux

DTV Audience Member (uncredited)

Annabel Leventon

DTV Audience Member (uncredited)

Lindsay Ingram

DTV Audience Member (uncredited)

Yasmin Pettigrew

DTV Audience Member (uncredited)

Rayner Bourton

Soldier in DTV Audience (uncredited)

Steve Debrow

Soldier in DTV Audience (uncredited)

Robert Longden

Soldier in DTV Audience (uncredited)

Linus O'Brien

Farley Flavors Kid (uncredited)

Quinn Hawkins

Farley Flavors Kid (uncredited)