Bitch Slap

Julia Voth

Trixie

Erin Cummings

Hel

America Olivo

Camero

Lucy Lawless

Mother Superior

Zoë Bell

Rawhide

William Gregory Lee

Hot Wire

Michael Hurst

Gage

Kevin Sorbo

Mr. Phoenix

Renée O'Connor

Sister Batrill

Ron Melendez

Deputy Fuchs

Minae Noji

Kinki

Dennis Keiffer

MacDaddy

Debbie Lee Carrington

Hot Pocket

Robert Mammana

Prison Guard John

Jim Klock

Officer Spanky With a 'Tude

Danny Nero

Officer Big Gun McFluff

Christine Nguyen

Nasty Nubile Escort

Krystal Badia

Sister Sara

Carlo Mendez

Mercenary Leader

Sabine Varnes

Bathroom Bitch Varla

Eurlyne Epper

Bathroom Bitch Rosie

Justin Kornmann

Mercenary Rebel Yell

Brian Peck

Wrong Place - Wrong Time

Carla Collins

Here Comes The Bride

Astrid Swan

Lady Liberty

Bianca Barnett

Harem Hussie Code Red

Aisha Cain

Harem Aussie Code Blue

Karen Austin

Narrator

Jennifer Miller

Lap Vixen Thumper

Rick Jacobson

Horndog

Mark Lutz

Deiter von Vondervon

Scott Hanley

Black Ice

Eric Gruendemann

Father Malone

Saranne Lund

Her Less Inhibited Yet Still Patriotic Friend

Kalin Keech

Freedom Fightin' Stripper

Carmen Jimenez

Brownie All Grown Up

Rich Kirby

Prison Guard Thomas

Paul Karami

Jihad Jackson O'Doole

Katelyne Friedman

Lily the Languid

Lia Wagner

Lap Vixen Misty

Daniel Cieplinski

Unlucky Mercenary Bastard

Tyrone Power Jr.

There Goes the Groom

Steve Barker

Bodyguard Tapert

Gary La Guard

Bodyguard Raimi

Tony Gardne

Vladimir Popmeov

Michael Belasco

Totally Awful Background Artist

Thaddeus

Self