After his family moves to a new house, a young boy discovers a mysterious book that details a curse hanging over the date of Saturday the 14th. Opening the book releases a band of monsters into the house and the family must join together to save themselves and their neighborhood.
Richard Benjamin
John
Paula Prentiss
Mary
Jeffrey Tambor
Waldemar
Severn Darden
Van Helsing
Kari Michaelsen
Debbie
Kevin Brando
Billy
Rosemary DeCamp
Aunt Lucille
Carole Androsky
Marge
Roberta Collins
Cousin Rhonda
Stacy Keach, Sr.
Attorney
Allen Joseph
Uncle Bert
Nancy Lee Andrews
Yolanda
Paul "Mousie" Garner
The Major
Annie O'Donnell
Annette Muldowney
Thomas Newman
Cousin Phil
Craig Coulter
Deliveryperson
Renee Braswell
Stuntperson
Elizabeth Charlton Davey
French Maid
Irwin Russo
Truck Driver
Michael Miller
Ernie Muldowney
Patrick Campbell
Mailman (uncredited)
Bob Esensten
Attorney Delivering Boxes #1 (uncredited)
Stephen Kurzfeld
Attorney Delivering Boxes #2 (uncredited)
Director, Screenplay
Howard R. Cohen
Story
Jeff Begun
March 23, 2020
5
***Fun horror spoof, albeit one-dimensional and underwhelming***
A normal family (Richard Benjamin, Paula Prentiss, et al.) inherits a creepy mansion in Erie, Pennsylvania, but a centuries-old vampire & his bride (Jeffrey Tambor & Nancy Lee Andrews) are also interested in the house. Severn Darden shows up as Van Helsing. Fun shenanigans ensue.
“Saturday the 14th” (1981) is comedy-horror that _doesn’t_ spoof, “Friday the 13th,”, as the title implies, but rather Dracula flicks, “Jaws,” “The Creature from the Black Lagoon,” “The Birds,” and various other creature features. The movie has a good heart and is amusing in a silly way, but the setting is limited to the mansion and the story’s not compelling enough. The potential of the script needed further milked.
Nevertheless, Kari Michaelsen as the daughter perks things up on the feminine front. She was 19 during shooting, but looks 15-16. Meanwhile Nancy Lee Andrews as the vampire bride is sharp, but not enough is done with her (she, incidentally, was engaged to Ringo Starr at one point).
The film runs 1 hour, 15 minutes.
GRADE: C
Status:
Released
Original Language:
English
Budget:
$0.00
Revenue:
$0.00