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Young teenager Sam Witwicky becomes involved in the ancient struggle between two extraterrestrial factions of transforming robots – the heroic Autobots and the evil Decepticons. Sam holds the clue to unimaginable power and the Decepticons will stop at nothing to retrieve it.
Shia LaBeouf
Sam Witwicky
Megan Fox
Mikaela Banes
Mark Ryan
Bumblebee (voice)
Peter Cullen
Optimus Prime (voice)
Hugo Weaving
Megatron (voice)
Josh Duhamel
Captain Lennox
Tyrese Gibson
USAF Tech Sergeant Epps
Charlie Adler
Starscream (voice)
Rachael Taylor
Maggie Madsen
Anthony Anderson
Glen Whitmann
Jon Voight
Defense Secretary John Keller
John Turturro
Agent Simmons
Michael O'Neill
Tom Banacheck
Kevin Dunn
Ron Witwicky
Julie White
Judy Witwicky
Amaury Nolasco
ACWO Jorge 'Fig' Figueroa
Zack Ward
First Sergeant Donnelly
Luis Echagarruga
Ranger Team
Patrick Mulderrig
Ranger Team
Brian Shehan
Ranger Team
Michael Trisler
Ranger Team
Ashkan Kashanchi
Mahfouz
Rizwan Manji
Akram
William Morgan Sheppard
Captain Witwicky
C.J. Thomason
Sailor
Bernie Mac
Bobby Bolivia
Carlos Moreno Jr.
Manny
Johnny Sanchez
Clown
John Robinson
Miles
Travis Van Winkle
Trent
Peter Jacobson
Mr. Hosney
Glenn Morshower
SOCCENT Sergeant
Frederic Doss
SOCCENT Op-Centre Tech
Charlie Bodin
SOCCENT Op-Centre Tech
Joshua Feinman
USAF Staff Sergeant
Chris Ellis
Admiral Brigham
Steven Ford
Four Star General
Michael Shamus Wiles
Two Star General
Craig Barnett
Air Force Major General
Brian Prescott
Keller Aide
Scott Peat
Pentagon Watch Commander
Colleen Porch
Enlisted Aide
Brian Stepanek
Sector Seven Agent
Jamie McBride
FBI Agent
Wiley M. Pickett
FBI Agent
Andy Milder
R&D Team Leader
Brian Reece
Moustache Man
Samantha Smith
Sarah Lennox
Ravi Patel
Telephone Operator
Rick Gomez
Sheriff
Andy Dominguez
Deputy
Mike Fisher
Football Coach
Colin Fickes
Analyst
Tom Lenk
Analyst
Jamison Yang
Analyst
Esther Scott
Glen's Grandmother
Madison Mason
CNN Reporter
Jeremy Jojola
News Reporter
Jessica Kartalija
News Reporter
Andrew Altonji
Café Kid
Andrew Lewis Caldwell
Café Kid
J.P. Manoux
Witness
Pete Gardner
Dad
Sophie Bobal
Little Girl
Laurel Garner
Mom in Car
Chip Hormess
Boy in Car
Ray Toth
Pilot
Michael Adams
AWACS Controller
Ron Henry
AWACS Controller
Benjamin Hoffman
AWACS Controller
Michael McNabb
AWACS Controller
Jason White
AWACS Controller
Adam Ratajczak
Control Tower Tech
Maja Kljun
Socialite
Michelle Pierce
Socialite
Odette Annable
Socialite
Bob Stephenson
Xbox Guy
Mason Rock Bay
Mason the Mastiff Dog
Darius McCrary
Jazz (voice)
Robert Foxworth
Ratchet (voice)
Jess Harnell
Ironhide / Barricade (voice)
Jimmie Wood
Bonecrusher (voice)
Reno Wilson
Frenzy (voice)
Michael Bay
Guy Flicked by Megatron (uncredited)
Colton Haynes
Cafe Kid (uncredited)
Omar Benson Miller
Glen's Cousin (uncredited)
Robert Gerrits
Secret Service Agent (uncredited)
Director
Michael Bay
Screenplay, Story
Alex Kurtzman
Screenplay, Story
Roberto Orci
Story
John Rogers
May 18, 2023
6
With all the gazillion planets in the galaxy to choose from, the warring Cybertron races of "Autobots" (the sort of goodies) and "Decepticons" (the sort of baddies) descend on Earth in search of a missing cube. This "allspark" - landed on our planet aeons ago and for many years has been unwittingly in the custody of the always competent US military and their "Section 7" operatives - currently led by "Simmons" (John Turturro). Now it transpires that there is a clue to the location of this gizmo - and that is to be found on the spectacles of the grandfather of "Sam" (Shia LaBeouf), only he doesn't know it. The goodies decide to protect him by providing him with one of their number, the ultimate convertible car "Bumblebee" but that doesn't actually end up being much use as his bodyguard and soon poor old "Sam" and his gal "Mikaela" (the startlingly wooden Megan Fox) are embroiled in the action-packed Meccano movie. The star is easy on the eye and has a soupçon of charisma to bring, but otherwise this is just a shockingly derivative series of repetitive fight scenes featuring robots between whom it is almost impossible to distinguish. Their vocals all seem to involve them speaking into the microphone through an old pair of socks, and as it lurches on I gradually found I really couldn't care less whether the red robot beat the black one - you just know this is but the start of a never ending franchise with only two purposes. 1 - to restart the flagging career of Josh Duhamel and 2 - to sell toys, thousands and thousands of toys. Marketing has often been behind some of the most successful movie spin-offs, but somehow this is just a touch more cynical than the rest. The story is weak and the characterisations, such as they are, are about as deep as a hoof print. Plenty of pyrotechnics, though, but at all but 2½ hours long, this is a long old haul. Maybe if I were only twelve years old, but...