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Star Wars: The Last Jedi

PG-13·2017·152m

Adventure

Action

Science Fiction

Adventure

Action

Science Fiction

Summary

Rey develops her newly discovered abilities with the guidance of Luke Skywalker, who is unsettled by the strength of her powers. Meanwhile, the Resistance prepares to do battle with the First Order.

Cast

Mark Hamill

Luke Skywalker / Dobbu Scay (voice)

Carrie Fisher

Leia Organa

Adam Driver

Kylo Ren

Daisy Ridley

Rey

John Boyega

Finn

Oscar Isaac

Poe Dameron

Andy Serkis

Snoke

Lupita Nyong'o

Maz Kanata

Domhnall Gleeson

General Hux

Anthony Daniels

C-3PO

Gwendoline Christie

Captain Phasma

Kelly Marie Tran

Rose Tico

Laura Dern

Vice Admiral Holdo

Benicio del Toro

Frank Oz

Yoda (voice)

Billie Lourd

Lieutenant Connix

Joonas Suotamo

Chewbacca

Amanda Lawrence

Commander D'Acy

Jimmy Vee

R2-D2

Brian Herring

BB-8

Dave Chapman

BB-8

Justin Theroux

Master Codebreaker

Tim Rose

Admiral Ackbar

Tom Kane

Admiral Ackbar (voice)

Adrian Edmondson

Captain Peavey

Mark Lewis Jones

Captain Canady

Hermione Corfield

A-Wing Pilot Tallie

Veronica Ngo

Paige Tico

Noah Segan

X-Wing Pilot Starck

Jamie Christopher

X-Wing Pilot Tubbs

Paul Kasey

C'ai Threnalli

Michaela Coel

Resistance Monitor

Jonathan Harden

Resistance Monitor

Danny Euston

Resistance Bombardier

Priyanga Burford

Resistance Medical Officer

Navin Chowdhry

Resistance Cargo Pilot

Andrew Jack

Major Ematt

Crystal Clarke

Resistance Transport Pilot

Aki Omoshaybi

Resistance Bridge Officer

Togo Igawa

Resistance Bridge Officer

Hugh Skinner

Holdo's First Officer

Tim Steed

Holdo's First Officer

Simon Lowe

Resistance Hangar Captain

Joe Van Moyland

Temporary Command Center Resistance Pilot

Shauna Macdonald

Temporary Command Center Resistance Pilot

Darren Morfitt

Transport Deck Officer

Gerard Monaco

First Order Commander

Kate Dickie

Hux's First Order Monitor

Patrick O'Kane

Hux's First Order Officer

Paul Bazely

Hux's First Order Officer

Orion Lee

Canady's First Order Monitor

Amira Ghazalla

Canady's First Order Commander

Ralph Ineson

Senior First Order Officer

Akshay Kumar

Mega-Destroyer First Order Monitor

Michael Jibson

Kylo's Shuttle Pilot

Luke Neal

Canto Cop

Andy Nyman

Jail Guard

Temirlan Blaev

Stable Boy

Josiah Oniha

Stable Kid

Sara Heller

Stable Kid

Matthew Sharp

Resistance Trench Sergeant 'Salty'

Lily Cole

Party Girl Lovey

Warwick Davis

Wodibin

Kiran Shah

Neepers Panpick

Joseph Gordon-Levitt

Slowen Lo (voice)

Mike Quinn

Nien Nunb

Gareth Edwards

Resistance Trench Soldier

Jack Greenlees

Resistance Evacuation Officer

Danny Sapani

Medical Frigate Captain

Kevin Layne

Resistance Bomber Pilot #1

Ben Morris

Resistance Bomber Pilot Teene

Gary Barlow

Stormtrooper (uncredited)

Edgar Wright

Resistance Trooper (uncredited)

Joe Cornish

Resistance Trooper (uncredited)

Griffin Hamill

Salaka Kuchimba (uncredited)

Nathan Hamill

Saile Minnau (uncredited)

Chelsea Hamill

Koo Millham (uncredited)

Liang Yang

Praetorian Guard (uncredited)

David M. Santana

Stormtrooper Commander (uncredited)

Andrew Abbott

Nemisis Bond The Canto Bight Gambler (uncredited)

Chris Adams

Stormtrooper (uncredited)

Samantha Alleyne

First Order Stormtrooper (uncredited)

Martin Bratanov

First Order Officer (uncredited)

Glen Carroll

Reemar Kayvonix / Stormtrooper (uncredited)

Cavin Cornwall

Pemmin Brunce (uncredited)

James Cox

Praetorian Guard (uncredited)

Steve Doyle

First Order Officer (uncredited)

Josh Dyer

Nix (uncredited)

Karl Farrer

Canto Bight Casino Patron (uncredited)

James Filanowski

Resistance Trooper (uncredited)

David R. Grant

Praetorian Guard (uncredited)

Ómar Guðjónsson

X-Wing Pilot (uncredited)

Craig Izzard

Stormtrooper (uncredited)

Christopher Jaciow

Stormtrooper (uncredited)

Tobias James-Samuels

First Order Officer / Stormtrooper (uncredited)

Dan Lam

Kylo Ren's Shuttle Pilot (uncredited)

Antonio Lujak

Masseur (uncredited)

Josh Methven

Resistance Trooper (uncredited)

Sandeep Mohan

Snowtrooper (uncredited)

Ross Moneypenny

Stormtrooper (uncredited)

Florian Robin

Praetorian Guard / Ronith Blario (uncredited)

Stephanie Silva

Canto Bight alien (uncredited)

Clem So

Canto Bight Casino Patron (uncredited)

Leo Thompson

Resistance Trooper (uncredited)

Andy Wareham

Praetorian Guard (uncredited)

William Willoughby

Praetorian Guard (uncredited)

Oscar Wright

Resistance Trooper (uncredited)

Karanja Yorke

Praetorian Guard (uncredited)

Crew

Director, Writer

Rian Johnson

Characters

George Lucas

Characters

Leigh Brackett

Characters

Lawrence Kasdan

Characters

J.J. Abrams

Characters

Michael Arndt

Characters

Jonathan Hales

Characters

Dave Filoni

Reviews

Weedinator

December 22, 2017

I got so high before going in to see "The Last Jedi" it's a wonder I figured out how to get into the theater. We started rocking the shatter bong hardcore, just pump it, pump it, till you can actually feel your brain melting, then hit that nail and do it again and again. At some point somebody asked the question "where are we?" and while I was reflecting philosophically on the matter, somebody else pointed out that we were parked in a lot by the cineplex and we slowly realized that we were here to see 'The Last Jedi'! I could barely function at all, so I went to my old go-to routine of donning dark glasses and a white cane to help disguise my complete stonification by pretending I was just some poor blind guy stumbling around and knocking things over. I usually do this to get past security at rock concerts and it never crossed my mind that a blind guy wouldn't be able to see a movie in the first place, but it worked anyway and soon enough we were in our seats. There were these fucking kids sitting right behind us and they kept kicking my seat like little retards, kicking, kicking, kicking.... so I took the lid off my extra-large Coke and just tossed it over my shoulder. Bingo! Direct hit! The little creeps shuffled off all pissed and whining, covered in sticky cola, us laughing at them, calling them losers, it was great!

Then the movie started. The sound was awesome and everything but the screen was pretty freakin' dark I thought, could hardly make out anything. I started chanting "Turn up the brightness! Turn up the brightness!", expecting the rest of the audience to join in to my righteous chant of outrage, but then I realized I still had my Blind Guy Glasses on. Took 'em off and yup, cleared right up. There was some kind of big space battle going on so we took out our vape pens and started hoofing back lungfuls of sweet sweet shatter vapor. My girlfriend started texting me, bitching at me to pick her up some vag pads on the way home. WTF?? Get up off your fat ass and get 'em yourself I texted back. A barrage of bitchtexts followed, I was a jerk, I was an asshole and bla bla bla... I took a picture of my bare ass and sent it to her as a reply, fuckin bitch, anyway, apparently, this was considered 'indecent exposure' according to the usher-dork who wouldn't shut up about it so we had to leave the movie. We saw those stupid kids in the lobby as we were being escorted out, laughing at US, calling US 'losers'... I wanted to get back at them when they came out, even formed this elaborate plan where we would swoop down on them and soak them with freezing water this time, but we ended up just getting high again then went to Burger King.