A Veritable Feast of Flesh

Taking place in a large house, miles from anywhere, four voluptuous ladies help gentlemen with their frustration and general lack of getting-it-up-ness. By a clever contrivance of being pretty and showing off their plump bodies in small outfits they manage, it has to be said, to succeed. The absolute heroine of the story is without doubt the irreplaceable Ildiko who is, again without doubt, the sexiest woman in the entire world. The counterpoint to the massively wonderful Ildiko, by way of being unfortunately last-in-the-looks department is the quite forgettable Nilli Willis. The two chaps in the story are a young Hispanic gentleman whose name quite escapes me who shows us that you don't have to be built like an Adonis to succeed in this business. He is partnered, for want of a better word, by Tim - a chap who looks like he's just come from the office, saw what was going on and asked if he could join in. Tim is, not only a lucky so-and-so for finding himself making the beast with two backs with the adorable Ildiko (you can see where my affections lie here) but also able to create such fountains of man custard that I had to stop showing the wife the video in case she started the "why can't you do that?" business. Georgina Lempkin and Cathy Patrick also hold stalwart parts in the film and, though I don't go much for girl-girl action (am I mad?) Georgina has possibly the best scene in the bath with the heftily dainty oh-so-beautiful Ildiko that I have ever, in my life, seen. Friends, accept no substitutes. There is no extreme dirtiness, no masks and no bottom widening. It is good clean adult fun that I am now going to have to go and watch again. "Darling! get the VCR ready!"

office-482 Oct 28, 2007