Unscrupulous boxing promoters, violent bookmakers, a Russian gangster, incompetent amateur robbers and supposedly Jewish jewelers fight to track down a priceless stolen diamond.
Brad Pitt
Mickey O'Neil
Jason Statham
Turkish
Alan Ford
Brick Top Polford
Stephen Graham
Tommy
Dennis Farina
Cousin Avi
Robbie Gee
Vincent
Lennie James
Sol
Benicio del Toro
Franky Four Fingers
Rade Šerbedžija
Boris "The Blade" Yurinov
Vinnie Jones
Bullet-Tooth Tony
Ade
Tyrone
Mike Reid
Doug "The Head" Denovitz
Jason Flemyng
Darren
Ewen Bremner
Mullet
Andy Beckwith
Errol
Charles Cork
MC
Sorcha Cusack
Mum O'Neil
Dave Legeno
John
Trevor Steedman
Bomber Harris
Velibor Topic
The Russian
William Beck
Neil
Sam Douglas
Rosebud
Adam Fogerty
Gorgeous George
Eric Meyers
Avi's Colleague
Jason Buckham
Gary
Mickey Cantwell
Liam
Nicola Collins
Alex
Teena Collins
Susi
James Cunningham
Horrible Man
Mickey Dee
Jack
Goldie
Bad Boy Lincoln
Sid Hoare
Reuben
Ronald Isaac
Referee
Chuck Julian
Michael
Jason Ninh Cao
Charlie
Paul O'Boyle
Patrick
Jimmy Roussounis
Paulie
Sidney Sedin
Pauline
Peter Szakacs
Sausage Charlie
John Taheny
Salt Peter
Mick Theo
Mad Fist Willy
Andy Till
John the Gun
Scott Welch
Horace "Good Night" Anderson
Michael Hughes
Gypsy Man
Liam McMahon
Gypsy Man
James Warren
Gypsy Man
Austin Drage
Gypsy Kid
Liam Donaghy
Gypsy Kid
Joe Williams
Gypsy Kid
John Farnell
Brick Top's Henchman
Shaun Pearson
Brick Top's Henchman
Dean Smith
Brick Top's Henchman
Roy Snell
Brick Top's Henchman
Tim Faraday
Policeman
Andrew Shield
Policeman
Guy Ritchie
Man Reading Newspaper (uncredited)
Elwin 'Chopper' David
Boxer (uncredited)
Alex Andreas
Pikey Man (uncredited)
Dian Bachar
Brick Henchman (uncredited)
Sol Campbell
Bouncer (uncredited)
Tom Delmar
Thug with Head Crushed in Door (uncredited)
Christopher Fosh
Bricktop's Henchman (uncredited)
John Hathaway
Bricktop's Barman (uncredited)
Tim Packham
Gypsy Man (uncredited)
Peter Rnic
Irish Traveller (uncredited)
Yuri Stepanov
Himy
Director, Writer
Guy Ritchie
July 5, 2015
8
In the quiet words of the Virgin Mary... come again?
Snatch seems to be one of those spunky British gangster films that critics are divided on, yet it's loved by the target audience. Guy Ritchie has done a Sam Raimi, he has remade the first film that put him on the cinematic map. Where Raimi remade The Evil Dead, and just called it Evil Dead II, Ritchie cheekily tries to get away with remaking Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels and calling it Snatch. Sure the circumstances in plotting are different, and there's a big American star brought in to beef things up for the global market, but it's the same movie and without doubt it's lazy film making. But it still - like Evil Dead II - Rocks!
Snatch in story terms is concerned with a big diamond that stitches together a number of threads involving the London underworld. Some rough and tough Romany types join in the fun, headed by a purposely illegible Brad Pitt, while Dennis Farina, Benicio Del Toro and Rade Serbedzija add more cosmopolitan meat to the crooks and gangster stew. The British cement holding the building up comes in the twin forms of Jason Statham and Stephen Graham, with Vinnie Jones once again turning up to frighten the masses. Everything from bare knuckle fighting to bumbled robberies - to dog fighting and shifty arcade empires - are here, with Ritchie writing characterisations that positively boom off of the screen.
As with "Lock-Stock", the beauty is in the way violence and humour are deftly blended. Scenes are often bloody but also bloody funny, a pearl of dialogue is never far away from a perilous situation. The comic tone is more close to the knuckle here, Ritchie having fun toying with ethnic and machismo stereotypes, while he brings his bag of visual tricks before it got boring. The narrative is deliciously complex, but much credit to Ritchie for the way he pulls all the threads neatly together in a whirl of scene splicing and cocky literary assuredness.
So it's "Lock-Stock 2" then! No bad thing if you happen to be a fan of that sort of wide boy malarkey. If you don't like it? Then jog on sunshine. 8/10