
John Thomson
Born
April 2, 1969 (56 years old)
Known For
Acting
Place of Birth
Salford, Lancashire, England, UK
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John Patrick Thomson (born Patrick Francis McAleer on 2 April 1969) is an English comedian and actor, known for his roles in The Fast Show and Cold Feet.
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Known For

The People Before
Knotweed Man
2025

Caroline Aherne: Queen of Comedy
Self
2023

Red Riding Hood: After Ever After
Plank
2022

Hi-De-Hi!: All the Laughs & More
Self
2022

Last Of The Summer Wine: 30 Years Of Laughs
Self
2022

Last Train to Christmas
Vic
2021

Les Dawson Lost Tapes
Self
2021

Wetherspoons: How Do They Do It?!
Narrator
2021

Paul Sinha's TV Showdown
Self - Contestant · (1 episode)
2021

Coronation Street: 60 Unforgettable Years
Self
2020

The Fast Show: Just a Load of Blooming Catchphrases
Himself, Various Characters
2020

Inside Cadbury: Chocolate Secrets Unwrapped
Narrator
2019

7 Up & Me
Self
2019

Being Frank: The Chris Sievey Story
Himself
2019

Dying Laughing
Self
2017

Caroline Aherne at the BBC
Self - Presenter
2016

Alan Partridge's Scissored Isle
Kevin Ruddock
2016

Grimsby
Bob Tolliver
2016

Billionaire Boy
Len
2016
Fungus The Bogeyman
2015

Northern Soul
Terry
2014
The Power of Darts
Narrator (voice)
2013

Dementamania
2013

Pulp
Dave Burns
2013

Help Point
Stephen
2013

Uncle Wormsley's Christmas
Mr. Goodington and the Crabcatchers
2012

Evidently... John Cooper Clarke
Himself
2012

The Royle Family: Behind the Sofa
Self
2010

The Road to Coronation Street
Harry Kershaw
2010

Peter Kay's Animated All Star Band: The Official BBC Children in Need Medley
Bill (Flowerpot Man)
2009

Inkheart
Darius
2008

Sgt. Pepper: 'It Was 40 Years Ago Today...'
Self - Narrator (voice)
2007

Mobile
Ray Bould / Hypnotherapist · (3 episodes)
2007

Skins
Sam Brooks · (1 episode)
2007

The Dealer
Bat
2006

Wallace & Gromit: The Curse of the Were-Rabbit
Mr. Windfall (voice)
2005

Monkey Trousers
(7 episodes)
2005

Blackpool
(6 episodes)
2004

Fat Slags
Foreman
2004

Appointment with Dr. Terrible
Interviewee – Actor
2003
The Terry and Gaby Show
(1 episode)
2003

Comic Relief Does Fame Academy
(40 episodes)
2003

Ant & Dec's Saturday Night Takeaway
Self · (1 episode)
2002

24 Hour Party People
Charles
2002
Station Jim
Harold
2001

Dog Eat Dog
Football Coach
2001

Born Romantic
First Cab Driver
2000

Randall & Hopkirk (Deceased)
(1 episode)
2000

The Flint Street Nativity
Christian Jerrums / Innkeeper
1999

Suit You Sir! The Inside Leg Of The Fast Show
Himself
1999

You Are Here
Peter Keggy
1998

The Fast Show Live
1998

Cold Feet
Pete Gifford · (61 episodes)
1998

Up 'n' Under
Stan
1998

The Man Who Knew Too Little
Dimitri
1997
The Girl with Brains in Her Feet
Mr. Loughborough
1997

Roger Roger
Barry
1996

VIZ: Oh, Lordy! It's The Fat Slags in Blue Honeymoon
1996
Dangerous Lady
1995

Fist of Fun
Pied Piper of Hamelin · (2 episodes)
1995

The Young Poisoner's Handbook
Nathan
1995
Pauline Calf's Wedding Video
Fat Bob
1994

The Fast Show
Various Characters · (34 episodes)
1994
Smashie and Nicey: The End of an Era
Simon Joke
1994

Steve Coogan: Live 'n' Lewd
Bernard Right On/Various
1994

Paul Calf's Video Diary
Fat Bob
1993

The Weekenders
Policeman 1
1992
Nightborn

Sally Lindsay's Quiz Night
Self - Team Captain · (1 episode)
2025

The 1970s: Those Were the Days
Self - Narrator · (2 episodes)
2024

The Gentlemen
Frank · (1 episode)
2024

Too Good to Be True
Geoff · (1 episode)
2024

Best Year Ever
Self - Actor · (4 episodes)
2022

Sister Boniface Mysteries
Leonard Monk · (1 episode)
2022

Dodger
Farmer Grundles · (1 episode)
2022

The Weakest Link
Self · (1 episode)
2021

Dog Loves Books
Dog (voice) · (52 episodes)
2020

McDonald & Dodds
Jimmy Daly · (1 episode)
2020

Brassic
Colin Popov · (2 episodes)
2019

This Time with Alan Partridge
Joe Beasley · (1 episode)
2019

The People's Vet
Self - Narrator · (1 episode)
2018

Celebrity Catchphrase
Self · (1 episode)
2018

Shane the Chef
(52 episodes)
2018

Richard Osman's House of Games
Self - Contestant · (10 episodes)
2017

Dara O Briain's Go 8 Bit
(1 episode)
2016

Bargain-Loving Brits in the Sun
Self - Narrator · (247 episodes)
2016

Alan Davies: As Yet Untitled
Self · (1 episode)
2014

Through the Keyhole
Self · (1 episode)
2013

Through the Keyhole
Self - Panelist · (1 episode)
2013

Strange Hill High
Various (voice) · (26 episodes)
2013

Catchphrase
(1 episode)
2013

Obsessive Compulsive Cleaners
Self - Narrator · (44 episodes)
2013

Father Brown
John Banks · (1 episode)
2013
The Chase: Celebrity Special
Self · (1 episode)
2011

Death in Paradise
DCI Chris Ricketts · (1 episode)
2011

Celebrity Antiques Road Trip
Self - Participant · (1 episode)
2011

Sooty
The Boss · (1 episode)
2011

The Jonathan Ross Show
Self · (1 episode)
2011

The Lock Up
Narrator · (14 episodes)
2011
Heads or Tails
Self - Contestant · (1 episode)
2009

Big Top
Geoff · (6 episodes)
2009

Angela and Friends
(1 episode)
2009

Celebrity Juice
Self · (3 episodes)
2008
All Star Mr & Mrs
(1 episode)
2008

Alan Carr's Celebrity Ding Dong
Self · (1 episode)
2008

Kingdom
Nigel Pearson · (6 episodes)
2007

Engineering the World Rally
Himself - Narrator · (6 episodes)
2007

Ghosthunting With...
(12 episodes)
2006

New Street Law
Charlie Darling · (14 episodes)
2006

8 Out of 10 Cats
Self · (1 episode)
2005

Celebrity Mastermind
(1 episode)
2003

Celebrity Mastermind
Self - Contestant · (1 episode)
2003
Johnny Vaughan Tonight
Self · (1 episode)
2002

Dr. Terrible's House of Horrible
Sir Donald Tyburn · (1 episode)
2001

Murder in Mind
Alan Squires · (1 episode)
2001
It's Only TV But I Like It
Self · (1 episode)
1999

Roger Roger
Barry · (8 episodes)
1998

Midsomer Murders
Cooper Steinem · (1 episode)
1997

Pond Life
(20 episodes)
1996

Never Mind the Buzzcocks
Self - Panellist · (1 episode)
1996
Saturday Live
Cabbie · (1 episode)
1996

Silent Witness
DI Warren Bull · (2 episodes)
1996

Coogan's Run
(3 episodes)
1995

Crapston Villas
(20 episodes)
1995

The World of Lee Evans
Customer · (1 episode)
1995

Ready Steady Cook
Self - Guest · (1 episode)
1994

Knowing Me Knowing You with Alan Partridge
Petty Officer Alan Partridge · (1 episode)
1994

Knowing Me Knowing You with Alan Partridge
Joe Beasley · (1 episode)
1994

Pie in the Sky
Andrew Vernon · (1 episode)
1994

The Day Today
Treasurer · (1 episode)
1994

Shooting Stars
Self · (1 episode)
1993
Harry
Royo · (2 episodes)
1993

The Dead Good Show
Various · (1 episode)
1992
Blue Heaven
Waiter 2 · (1 episode)
1992

Men Behaving Badly
Ken · (16 episodes)
1992

Murder Most Horrid
Daniel Hoffmeyer · (1 episode)
1991

Paul Merton: The Series
(1 episode)
1991

Soldier Soldier
Sgt Dunn · (1 episode)
1991

This Morning
Self · (1 episode)
1988

Top of the Pops
Self - Host · (1 episode)
1964
Flower Pot Men
(26 episodes)
1952