Art Metrano
Born
September 22, 1936
Died
September 8, 2021 (84 years old)
Known For
Acting
Place of Birth
New York City, New York, USA
Arthur "Art" Metrano (September 22, 1936 – September 8, 2021) was an American actor and comedian, born in Brooklyn, New York City. Metrano may be best known for his role as Lt./Capt./Cmdt. Mauser in Police Academy 2 and Police Academy 3.
Metrano's first film role was as a truck driver in the 1961 Cold War thriller Rocket Attack U.S.A.. Among Metrano's TV guest appearances was a 1968 episode of Ironside. However, he is better known for his frequent appearances on talk and variety shows in the early 1970s, especially The Tonight Show, as a "magician" performing absurd tricks, such as making his fingers "jump" from one hand to another, while constantly humming an inane theme song – "Fine and Dandy", an early 1930s composition by Kay Swift. In December 2007, Metrano filed a lawsuit against Family Guy, asserting copyright infringement, and asking for damages in excess of two million dollars.
Due to a fall at home in 1989, Metrano seriously injured his spinal cord and is disabled. Currently, he tours with his one-man show, "Jews Don't Belong On Ladders...An Accidental Comedy", which has raised more than $75,000 for Project Support for Spinal Cord Injury, to help buy crutches, wheelchairs, and supplies for handicapped people.
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Known For

Good Advice
Homeless Man
2001

The District
Teddy Caruso · (1 episode)
2000

How Stella Got Her Groove Back
Dr. Steinberg
1998

Police Academy: The Series
Sheriff Meiser · (1 episode)
1997

Murder in Mind
Judge
1997

Pacific Blue
(1 episode)
1996

Chicago Hope
(1 episode)
1994

The John Larroquette Show
Jim · (1 episode)
1993

Toys
Guard at Desk
1992

Strawberry Road
Jill's father
1991

Beverly Hills Bodysnatchers
Vic
1989

Real Men Don't Eat Gummi Bears
Agent 712
1989

21 Jump Street
Larry Stubbs · (1 episode)
1987

L.A. Law
Judge Richard Fiorello · (4 episodes)
1986

Police Academy 3: Back in Training
Commandant Mauser
1986
Tough Cookies
(8 episodes)
1986

The Golden Girls
Judge · (1 episode)
1985

Police Academy 2: Their First Assignment
Lieutenant Mauser
1985

Malibu Express
Matthew
1985

Teachers
Troy
1984

Hunter
Bert Nadell · (1 episode)
1984

Punky Brewster
Lenny The Loop · (1 episode)
1984

Masquerade
Nick Carapopolus · (1 episode)
1983

Breathless
Birnbaum
1983

The A-Team
Nick Gretsch · (1 episode)
1983

Hotel
(1 episode)
1982

Wogan
Self · (1 episode)
1982

Cagney & Lacey
(1 episode)
1982

Joanie Loves Chachi
Rico Mastorelli · (17 episodes)
1982

No Man's Valley
Abe (voice)
1981

History of the World: Part I
Leonardo DaVinci - The Roman Empire
1981

Going Ape!
Joey
1981

Hill Street Blues
(1 episode)
1981

Cheaper to Keep Her
Tony Turino
1981
A Cry for Love
1980

How to Beat the High Cost of Living
Gas Station Attendant
1980

Benson
(1 episode)
1979

Fred and Barney Meet The Thing
(26 episodes)
1979

Seven
Kinsella
1979

The White Shadow
Walter Preston · (1 episode)
1978
Human Feelings
Cab Driver (uncredited)
1978

Flying High
(1 episode)
1978

WKRP in Cincinnati
(1 episode)
1978

Matilda
Gordon Baum
1978

The Ted Knight Show
(1 episode)
1978

The Incredible Hulk
Charlie · (1 episode)
1977
Loves Me, Loves Me Not
(6 episodes)
1977

Warhead
Mario
1977

Charlie's Angels
Alfred Blue · (1 episode)
1976

Brinks: The Great Robbery
Julius Mareno
1976

The Practice
(1 episode)
1976

Wonder Woman
Friedman · (1 episode)
1975

Starsky & Hutch
(1 episode)
1975

Linda Lovelace for President
The Sheik
1975

The Treasure of Jamaica Reef
Waiter
1975

The Strongest Man in the World
TV Color Man
1975

Barney Miller
Det. Mike Lovatelli · (1 episode)
1975

Baretta
(3 episodes)
1975

Kolchak: The Night Stalker
(1 episode)
1974

Movin' On
(5 episodes)
1974

Dirty O'Neil
Lassiter
1974

The All-American Boy
Jay David Swooze
1973

Kojak
Mike Tomaso · (1 episode)
1973

Adam's Rib
Pete · (1 episode)
1973

Slaughter's Big Rip-Off
Mario Burtoli
1973

Steambath
Longshoreman
1973

Toma
(1 episode)
1973

Police Story
(2 episodes)
1973

The Heartbreak Kid
Ententainer
1972

They Only Kill Their Masters
Malcolm
1972

The Streets of San Francisco
(1 episode)
1972
The Partners
(1 episode)
1971
The Chicago Teddy Bears
(13 episodes)
1971

All in the Family
Jack · (1 episode)
1971

Norma
Delivery Man
1970

They Shoot Horses, Don't They?
Max
1969

In Name Only
Joe
1969

Love, American Style
Barney · (1 episode)
1969
The Barbara McNair Show
Self · (1 episode)
1969

Then Came Bronson
Barker
1969

The Good Guys
(1 episode)
1968

The Mod Squad
Parking Lot Attendant · (1 episode)
1968

The Outcasts
Sheriff Calloway · (1 episode)
1968

Adam-12
Will Davis · (1 episode)
1968

Mannix
(1 episode)
1967

The High Chaparral
Bartender · (1 episode)
1967

Ironside
(4 episodes)
1967

That Girl
(1 episode)
1966

Bewitched
(5 episodes)
1964
Vacation Playhouse
Big D · (1 episode)
1963

The Tonight Show Starring Johnny Carson
Self · (1 episode)
1962

The Mike Douglas Show
Self · (1 episode)
1961

Rocket Attack U.S.A.
Truck Driver
1960