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Everyone Says I Love You
Everyone Says I Love You

6.4

Everyone Says I Love You

R·1996·101m

Summary

A New York girl sets her father up with a beautiful woman in a shaky marriage while her half sister gets engaged.

Cast

Drew Barrymore

Drew Barrymore

Skylar Dandridge

Edward Norton

Edward Norton

Holden Spence

Alan Alda

Alan Alda

Bob Dandridge

Julia Roberts

Julia Roberts

Von Sidell

Woody Allen

Woody Allen

Joe Berlin

Lukas Haas

Lukas Haas

Scott Dandridge

Goldie Hawn

Goldie Hawn

Steffi Dandridge

Gaby Hoffmann

Gaby Hoffmann

Lane Dandridge

Natalie Portman

Natalie Portman

Laura Dandridge

Tim Roth

Tim Roth

Charles Ferry

David Ogden Stiers

David Ogden Stiers

Holden's Parent

Natasha Lyonne

Natasha Lyonne

Djuna 'D.J.' Berlin

Billy Crudup

Billy Crudup

Ken

Robert Knepper

Robert Knepper

Greg

Diva Gray

Nanny

Patrick Cranshaw

Patrick Cranshaw

Grandpa

Kevin Hagan

Doorman

Itzhak Perlman

Itzhak Perlman

Self

Trude Klein

Frieda

Isiah Whitlock, Jr.

Isiah Whitlock, Jr.

Cop

Edward Hibbert

Edward Hibbert

Harry Winston Salesman

Colleen Dunn

Harry Winston Dancer

Susan Misner

Susan Misner

Harry Winston Dancer

Frederick Rolf

Frederick Rolf

Le Cirque Waiter

Timothy Jerome

Timothy Jerome

X-Ray Room Doctor

Daisy Prince

Nurse

Ruth Gottschall

Ruth Gottschall

Hospital Dancer

Monica McSwain

Monica McSwain

Hospital Dancer

Jill Nicklaus

Jill Nicklaus

Hospital Dancer

Myra Lucretia Taylor

Myra Lucretia Taylor

Hospital Dancer

Paolo Seganti

Paolo Seganti

DJ's Venice Date

Robert Khakh

Cab Driver

Scotty Bloch

Holden's Parent

Valda Setterfield

Ghost Dancer

Tony Sirico

Tony Sirico

Escaped Convict

Ray Garvey

Ray Garvey

Escaped Convict

Christy Carlson Romano

Christy Carlson Romano

Trick-or-Treat Child

Gabriel Millman

Gabriel Millman

Trick-or-Treat Child

Ed Hodson

Scott's Doctor

Darren Lee

Darren Lee

Groucho Party Dancer

Cynthia Onrubia

Cynthia Onrubia

Groucho Party Dancer

Nancy Ticotin

Nancy Ticotin

Groucho Party Dancer

Emily Bindiger

Emily Bindiger

Helen Miles Singer

Michael Mark

Helen Miles Singer

Ami Almendral

Nanny

Madeline Balmaceda

Nanny

Vivian Cherry

Nurse

Tommie Baxter

Old Woman

Jeff DeRocker

Homeless Man

Cherylyn Jones

Mannequin

Tina Paul

Mannequin / Harry Winston Dancer

Vikki Schnurr

Mannequin

Navah Perlman

Pianist

Barbara Hollander

Claire

John Griffin

Jeffrey Vandermost

Waltrudis Buck

Waltrudis Buck

Psychiatrist

Kevin Bogue

Harry Winston Dancer

Pamela Everett

Harry Winston Dancer

Gregory Mitchell

Harry Winston Dancer

Dana Moore

Dana Moore

Harry Winston Dancer

Troy Myers

Harry Winston Dancer

Joe Orrach

Harry Winston Dancer

Michael O'Steen

Harry Winston Dancer

Luis Martin Perez

Harry Winston Dancer / Hospital Dancer / Ghost Dancer / Groucho Party Dancer

Krissy Richmond

Harry Winston Dancer

Linda Kuriloff

Nurse

Helen Miles

Nurse / The Helen Miles Singers

Arlene Martin

Nurse / The Helen Miles Singers

Rene Ceballos

Hospital Dancer

Colton Green

Hospital Dancer

Lisa LeGuillou

Hospital Dancer

Joe Locarro

Hospital Dancer

Andrew Pacho

Hospital Dancer

John Selya

Hospital Dancer

Jo Telford

Hospital Dancer

Andrea Piedimonte Bodini

Andrea Piedimonte Bodini

Alberto

Gerry Burkhardt

Ghost Dancer

Eileen Casey

Ghost Dancer

Shelley Frankel

Ghost Dancer

Fred Mann III

Ghost Dancer

Kathy Sanson

Ghost Dancer

Frank Pietri

Ghost Dancer

Robert Walker

Rapper

Devalle Hayes

Rapper

Damon McCloud

Rapper

Tommy John

Trick-or-Treat Child

Lindsy Canuel

Trick-or-Treat Child

Richard Cummings

Trick-or-Treat Child

Kristen Pettet

Trick-or-Treat Child

Patrick Lavery

Trick-or-Treat Child

Jonathan Giordano

Trick-or-Treat Child

Michel Moinot

Bob's Doctor

Don Correia

Don Correia

Groucho Party Dancer

Sean Grant

Groucho Party Dancer

Roland Hayes

Groucho Party Dancer

Delphine T. Mantz

Groucho Party Dancer

Joanne McHugh

Groucho Party Dancer

John Mineo

Groucho Party Dancer

Willie Rosario

Groucho Party Dancer

Jerome Vivona

Groucho Party Dancer

Cindy Cobitt

Helen Miles Singer

Al Dana

Helen Miles Singer

Kevin De Simone

Helen Miles Singer

Paul Evans

Helen Miles Singer

Chrissy Faith

Helen Miles Singer

Jeff Lyons

Helen Miles Singer

Jenna Miles

Helen Miles Singer

Robert Ragaini

Helen Miles Singer

Lenny Roberts

Helen Miles Singer

Annette Sanders

Helen Miles Singer

Terry Textor

Helen Miles Singer

Vanéese Y. Thomas

Helen Miles Singer

Ashley H. Wilkinson

Helen Miles Singer

Chris Cardona

Chris Cardona

Italy Dinner Guest (uncredited)

Olivia Hayman

Skylar (singing voice) (uncredited)

Lisa Cangelosi

Cigar Girl (uncredited)

Malinda Farrington

Harry Winston Dancer (uncredited)

Crew

Director, Screenplay

Woody Allen

Reviews

Geronimo1967

Geronimo1967

November 27, 2024

7

This is one of those internecine familial dramas that at times is really quite preposterous, but is also quite observationally funny. First, there's "Joe" (Woody Allen) who used to be married to "Steffi" (Goldie Hawn) who is now married to "Bob" (Alan Alda). She has two daughters by her second marriage and he one son by his first - a entertainingly died-in-the-wool republican in this nest of liberalism! Then there's "Holden" (Edward Norton) and "Skylar" (Drew Barrymore) madly in love, but unable to afford a $50,000 wedding ring and pretty useless when it comes to anything romantic. Meantime, "Joe" is living in Paris and reeling from his latest emotional setback with a considerably younger woman, so he comes to visit his other family only to bump into the married "Von" (Julia Roberts) whilst she is out jogging, and... As the threads start to knit quite amiably here, we are introduced to the star of the film - for me, anyway - and that's Tim Roth as the obviously lecherous ex-con "Ferry". He is invited by the kindly "Bob" for a rehabilitative dinner only to fall for "Skylar" and offer her a life that's maybe less staid than that offered by the unimaginative "Holden". It's all pieced together using some musical numbers that gives just about everyone to sing and for Norton to show us he can master a dance step or two, too. The writing has a certain potency to it, and though there is a certain distastefulness about the relationship between "Joe" and just about all of the (always younger) women in his life, that starts to morph into something rather pitiable as his character strives constantly for the happiness, or a least contentedness, he sees around him. Allen is largely just the same old, same old here but Hawn can certainly hold a tune together and is in her element here, as is an on-form Alda and a Barrymore who works well as a foil to the increasingly daft antics of her criminal buddy who thinks nothing of embroiling her in his smash and grab activities. It's short and sweet with plenty of characters to like, loathe and laugh at and I did quite enjoy it.

Media

Status:

Released

Original Language:

English

Budget:

$20,000,000.00

Revenue:

$9,800,000.00

Keywords

adultery
infidelity
new york city
marriage proposal
new love
robbery
lover
tourist
restaurant
redemption
mistaken identity
musical
grandfather
dysfunctional family
family relationships
senility
unfaithfulness
divorce
christmas