6.8
When an asteroid threatens to collide with Earth, NASA honcho Dan Truman determines the only way to stop it is to drill into its surface and detonate a nuclear bomb. This leads him to renowned driller Harry Stamper, who agrees to helm the dangerous space mission provided he can bring along his own hotshot crew. Among them is the cocksure A.J. who Harry thinks isn't good enough for his daughter, until the mission proves otherwise.
Bruce Willis
Harry S. Stamper
Billy Bob Thornton
Dan Truman
Ben Affleck
A.J. Frost
Liv Tyler
Grace Stamper
Will Patton
Chick
Steve Buscemi
Rockhound
William Fichtner
Colonel Willie Sharp
Owen Wilson
Oscar
Michael Clarke Duncan
Bear
Peter Stormare
Lev Andropov
Ken Hudson Campbell
Max
Jessica Steen
Co-Pilot Jennifer Watts
Keith David
General Kimsey
Chris Ellis
Flight Director Clark
Jason Isaacs
Ronald Quincy
Grayson McCouch
Gruber
Clark Heathcliffe Brolly
Noonan
Marshall R. Teague
Colonel Davis
Anthony Guidera
Co-Pilot Tucker
Greg Collins
Halsey
J. Patrick McCormack
General Boffer
Ian Quinn
Astronaut Pete Shelby
Christopher J. Worret
Operator #1
Adam C. Smith
Operator #2
John Mahon
Karl
Grace Zabriskie
Dottie
K.C. Leomiti
Samoan
Eddie Griffin
Bike Messenger
Deborah Nishimura
Client #1
Albert Wong
Client #2
Jim Ishida
Client #3
Stanley Anderson
President
James Harper
Admiral Kelso
Ellen Cleghorne
Helga the Nurse
Udo Kier
Psychologist
John Aylward
Dr. Banks
Mark Curry
Stu the Cabbie
Seiko Matsuda
Asian Tourist - Female
Harry Humphries
Chuck Jr.
Dyllan Christopher
Tommy
Judith Hoag
Denise
Sage Allen
Max's Mom
Steven Ford
Nuke Tech
Christian Clemenson
Droning Guy
Andy Ryan
Greenpeace Guy
Duke Valenti
Roughneck #1
Michael Taliferro
Roughneck #2
Billy Devlin
Roughneck #3
Kathleen Matthews
Newscaster #2
J.C. Hayward
Newscaster #3
Andrew Glassman
Newscaster #4
Shawnee Smith
Redhead
Dwight Hicks
FBI Agent #1
Odile Corso
Geo Tech #1
Vic Manni
Loanshark
Jim Maniaci
Biker Customer
Layla Roberts
Molly Mounds
Joe Allen
Kennedy Launch
Bodhi Elfman
Math Guy
Alexander Johnson
Newscaster
Kathy Neff
Reporter #1
Victor Vinson
Sector Director
Joseph Patrick Kelly
Marine #1
Peter White
Secretary of Defense
Rudy Mettia
G-Man
Frank Van Keeken
NASA Planner #1
Frederick Weller
NASA Tech
Jeff Austin
NASA Tech
Googy Gress
NASA Tech
Matt Malloy
NASA Tech
H. Richard Greene
NASA Tech
Brian Brophy
NASA Tech
Peter Murnik
NASA Tech
Brian Hayes Currie
NASA Tech
Andy Milder
NASA Tech
Michael Kaplan
NASA Tech
Patrick Richwood
Dr. Nerd
Brian Mulligan
Dr. Nerd
John H. Johnson
Pad Director
Charles Stewart
Vacuum Chamber Tech
Scarlet Forge
Young Grace
Michael Tuck
American Newscaster
Patrick Lander
British Newscaster
Anne Varèze
French Newscaster
Fritz Mashimo
Japanese Newscaster
Dina Morrone
Italian Newscaster
Ruben Olague
Spanish Newscaster
Wolfgang Muser
German Newscaster
Jim Fitzpatrick
NORAD Technician
Franky
Dog / Little Richard
Charlton Heston
Narration (voice)
Michael Bay
NASA Scientist (uncredited)
Lawrence Tierney
Eddie 'Gramp' Stamper (uncredited)
Mark Boone Junior
New Yorker (uncredited)
Director
Michael Bay
Adaptation
Shane Salerno
Adaptation
Tony Gilroy
Screenplay
J.J. Abrams
Screenplay, Story
Jonathan Hensleigh
Story
Robert Roy Pool
June 25, 2019
7
It's Bayhem time again.
An asteroid the size of Texas is heading towards Earth, the consequence if it hits is a global killer, the end of mankind. In spite of the billions invested in the space programme, NASA has no answers other than the notion that the asteroid will need to be nuked, from the inside. Enter Harry Stamper and his rough and rugged crew of deep core drillers. Can NASA get these men up on the asteroid and do the job? The fate of mankind rests with a bunch of odd balls!
Perhaps because I have a particular kink for the disaster picture, I find it hard to understand the hate for Armageddon. I am after all a man who gleefully defends The Towering Inferno et al with staunch defiance. Armageddon does exactly what was expected from it, ridiculous high octane entertainment with laughs, peril and obligatory chest thumping bravado. All of course cloaked in director Michael Bay's gleeful insistence on blowing things up with devilish panache. Sure there are some twee moments, sure there is some less than great acting on show, but you know what? It's a disaster picture for Michael Bay's crying out loud sake! Check the brain at the door, turn the sound and colour systems up, enjoy the effects on offer and singalong to Aeromith's smashing, "I Don't Want To Miss A Thing".
Armageddon, does exactly what it says on the cover, don't take it so serious folks. 8/10
Status:
Released
Original Language:
English
Budget:
$140,000,000.00
Revenue:
$553,799,566.00