Leslie Nielsen

Ryan Harrison

Richard Crenna

Fergus Falls

Kelly LeBrock

Lauren Goodhue

Melinda McGraw

Cass Lake

Aaron Pearl

Sean Laughrea

Leslie Jones

Sergeant Tina Bagley

Ben Immanuel

Sergeant Orono

Sandra Bernhard

Doctor Fridley

Michael York

Hibbing Goodhue

Gerard Plunkett

Sir Robert McKintyre

Duncan Fraser

Sergeant McMacDonald

John Walsh

Self

Maury Hannigan

Commissioner Hannigan

Chick Hearn

Basketball Announcer

Lamb Chop

Self

Brian Arnold

Dan Clellan the News Reporter

Guy Bews

Security Guard #1

Mary Black

Woman with I.V.

Michael S. Bolton

T.V. Stage Manager

Jacques Bourassa

Teenager with Backpack

Ken Boyd

Usher

Alexander Boynton

Security Guard #2

Johnathon Bruce

Hospital Janitor

Rick Burgess

Prisoner

Charn Gandam

Bus Convict

Brian Cochrane

Cop #1

Arthur Corber

Percussionist

Ric Cross

Ben Hurr Oarsman

Cory Dagg

Reporter #3

Alex Diakun

Roman

Rob Daprocida

Security Guard #1

Thea Nielsen Disney

Party Guest #2

Adrien Dorval

Proctor

Mark Fox

Butcher

Mark Francis

Abe Lincoln

Christopher L. Gibson

Paramedic

Calvin Guo

Japanese Gardener

Michelle Hart

Reporter #2

Ellie Harvie

Ruth the News Anchor

Noah Heney

Parking Attendant

Ingrid Henningsen

Party Guest Out of Focus

Derek Hurst

Patient with Liquid Ears

Maura Nielsen Kaplan

Party Guest #1

Ellen Kennedy

Bow in the Eye Musician

P.J. Lespance

Yo Yo Double

Wallace Lueng

Conductor

Bev Martin

Mary Lincoln

Mina E. Mina

Arab Diplomat

Kanlayaporn Neelaphamorn

Party Guest #3

Barbaree Earl Nielsen

Fainting Pedestrian

Robin Nielsen

Party Waiter

Jason Payn

Wanted Poster Boy

Charles Payne

Paramedic #1

David Prestley

Paramedic

Pat Proft

Window Technician

Marco Roy

Paramedic #2

Patty Sachs

Waitress At Crash Site

Yôko Sakai

Reporter #1

Veena Sood

Nurse

Bill Tarling

Bus Convict

Ingrid Tesch

Reporter #4

Stephen Tibbetts

Patient

French Tickner

Doctor in ICU

Ken Vils

Detective Van Atter

Henry O. Watson

Mayor Stopka