Things
Things
NR
4.0
·

1989

·

84m

Things

Summary

An impotent husband with a fanatical desire to father children, forces his wife to undergo a dangerous experiment. This results in the birth of a multitude of monstrous THINGS.

Director, Writer

Andrew Jordan

Writer

Barry J. Gillis

Reviews

T

Tourma

March 5, 2025

## What.

Just...what? Lots of "in"s in this movie. Inexplicable, Inchereant, intolerable, the list goes on. Even Rifftrax can't make it tolerable.

The blurb makes it sound like a cheap *Evil Dead* knockoff. The 2x4 Rami mounted their camera on has more acting talent than anyone in this movie. Amber's half-assing it, though she does have a whole ass to give for better productions. There is video proof of that at least.

Media

Status:

Released

Original Language:

English

Budget:

$35,000.00

Revenue:

$0.00

Keywords

monster
experiment
pregnancy
gore
porn star
giant insect
chainsaw
parasite
canuxploitation
female reporter