5.6
Framed for crimes against the country, the G.I. Joe team is terminated by Presidential order. This forces the G.I. Joes into not only fighting their mortal enemy Cobra; they are forced to contend with threats from within the government that jeopardize their very existence.
Dwayne Johnson
Marvin Hinton / Roadblock
Bruce Willis
Joe Colton
Jonathan Pryce
U.S. President
Adrianne Palicki
Jaye Burnett / Lady Jaye
Ray Park
Snake Eyes
Ray Stevenson
Firefly
Elodie Yung
Kim Arashikage / Jinx
Lee Byung-hun
Tommy Arashikage / Storm Shadow
D.J. Cotrona
Dashiell Faireborn / Flint
Luke Bracey
Rexford Lewis / Cobra Commander
Channing Tatum
Conrad Hauser / Duke
Joseph Mazzello
Mouse
RZA
Blind Master
Arnold Vosloo
Zartan
Walton Goggins
Warden Nigel James
Matt Gerald
Havoc
Joe Chrest
Chief of Staff
DeRay Davis
Stoop
Ravi Naidu
Chief Advisor
Terry Dale Parks
Greeter
Grant Goodman
First Son
Naim Alherimi
Pakistani President
Douglas M. Griffin
Doctor
James Carville
James Carville
Ryan Hansen
Grunt
Joanna Leeds
Intern
Ilia Volok
Russian Leader
Dikran Tulaine
U.K. Leader
Robert Catrini
Israeli President
Marcelo Tubert
French Leader
James Lew
Chinese Leader
Ajay Mehta
Indian Leader
Augustus Cho
North Korean Leader
Raja Deka
Indian Expert
Tiffany Lonsdale
British Expert
Mikal Vega
Arch Angel Joe
Afemo Omilami
Chairman Joint Chief of Staff
Jim Palmer
Clutch
Amin Joseph
Cobra Secret Service
Chip Carriere
German Prison Guard (uncredited)
Arnold Chon
Red Cobra Ninja (uncredited)
Dennis Keiffer
Arch Angel Joe (uncredited)
Edgar Leza
Cobra Storm Trooper (uncredited)
Aaron V. Williamson
Chief Hannar (uncredited)
Nick Erickson
President Picture Double
Director
Jon M. Chu
Writer
Rhett Reese
Writer
Paul Wernick
July 23, 2021
6
This is actually the third time seeing this, not because I liked it nor am that big of a fan of the toy line it spawned from, but saw this in the theaters, then again on Blu-ray and now on 4K Ultra HD, the latter two times for review. I had doubt this third viewing would make much of a difference and while I found it entertaining and perhaps a slight upgrade in rating (2.75 vs 3.0) and that it was better assembled compared with The Rise of Cobra, including visual effects that was a massive improvement over the video game-y crap in that film), it's still not all that great.
I liked the cast including Dwayne Johnson and cutie Adrianne Palicki; while Bruce Willis was alright, albeit phoning it in (I assume he needed to pay off his mortgage to appear in this as the 'Joe' of GI Joe). Doubt there will be a fourth time outside of the "Extended Action Cut" (not included in the 4K Ultra HD set unfortunately), but it's a non-descript and somewhat forgettable popcorn sci-fi action-thriller. **3.0/5**