Chad Buckley is a horror aficionado, and he's lonely. Chad spends his days at his struggling genre video store arguing with his only regular customer, Sam. When an unsuspecting applicant shows up, Chad begins to teach him about the rules of horror and his video store at large, much to the chagrin of Sam. During Chad's on-boarding process, we weave in and out of different hilarious horror shorts, each one geared at a different set of horror tropes. As this new applicant learns the ropes, he begins to suspect Chad of something sinister, but we quickly learn that he may have a secret of his own.
Jeremy King
Chad Buckley
Byron Brown
Sam
Hawn Tran
Hawn
Jon Michael Simpson
Mike Myers
Zoe Graham
Jessie
Noah Segan
Husband
Toni Trucks
Franchesca
Chase Williamson
Pete
Baron Vaughn
Varron Bonn
Chelsey Grant
Daisy
Luxy Banner
Hannah
Josephine McAdam
Kelly
Aaron D. Alexander
Marked Man
Allan McLeod
MISTER Member
Jocelyn DeBoer
Wife
Melanie Minichino
Ali
Dustin Runnels
Devil's Lake Impaler
Kirk C. Johnson
Tommy
John Bloom
Joe Bob Briggs
Sam Stinson
Impaler Security Guard
Atsuko Okatsuka
Ray
Tristan Riggs
Jimmy The Cancer Boy
Nicholas Sullivan
Greg
Brian Villalobos
Tony
Spencer Greenwood
Gary
Andre Williams
Craig
John Bloom
Joe Bob Briggs (segment "Horror Hypothesis")
Director, Idea, Writer
Aaron B. Koontz
Director, Writer
Noah Segan
Director, Writer
Emily Hagins
Director, Writer
Baron Vaughn
Director, Writer
Chris McInroy
Director, Writer
Anthony Cousins
Director, Writer
Hillary Andujar
Director, Writer
Courtney Andujar
Idea, Writer
Cameron Burns
Writer
John Karsko
Writer
Ben Fee
Writer
Frank Garcia-Hejl
November 15, 2020
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Horror anthology: Check.
Loving homage to horror classics: Check.
B-movie horror-comedy: Check.
Buckets of gore: Check.
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Extra Credit--Joe Bob Briggs cameo: Check.
Extra Extra Credit--You loved "Toxic Avenger:" Check.
If you pass that check-list and are intrigued, you may enjoy "Scare Package." Unfortunately, that formula, even with an iconic horror classic trope/theme to focus on each segment, gets tedious over seven segments.
There is a lot to love, and if you've imbibed a bit, then your enjoyment will likely be greater.
And that Joe Bob Briggs Cameo! (I was given the original Joe Bob's Drive In book as a gift back in 1985). The guy rocks and was my favorite part of the movie.
My quibbles: * Having the first short before the wrap-around story intro was innovative but confusing. * The over-the-top gore get's repetitive. * It's too long.
Drive-in Academy Award for the special effects team who must have been very very busy!