Alice and her friends plan to make it rich by robbing an armoured truck, but everything goes haywire when Alice is shot. She wakes up from a year-long coma to find herself down the rabbit hole in a world of pimps, pushers and police payoffs.
Roxane Sondrup
Alice
Michelle Beisner
Jill Robbe
Gentle Fritz
TNT
Major Mandolin
Ramrod
Beth Ehrmann
Angel
Nicole Patrei
Girl in cell
T. David Rutherford
Chuck
Ashley Crockett
Dottie Wynn
Jason Henning
Dale
Brianne O'Malley
Nikki
Michael Kalbron
Drunk dart player
Greg Kleinert
Troy
Mary Zimmerman
Latanya
Percey Pellerin
Winston
Mark Griffin
Luke
Adam Ryan Villareal
Ronnie
Benoit Thomas
Ronnie's Partner
Daniel Jay Valdez
Armored car driver
Laszlo Palos
Armored car guard
Jessica Colwell
Nurse
Jean-Pierre Parent
Dr. Patel
Adalia Braydon
Doria
Hannah Rockey
Prison bulldyke
Renny Sotero
Rajim
Nathan Burney
Lacey
Alisha Tarvainen
Ronnie's ho
Bryan Harris
Pete
Doug Smith
Trash can bodyguard
Malcolm Ulbrich
Young bodyguard
Marcus Dungen
Huge bodyguard
Kurt Bauman
Rookie cop
Ted Kuenz
Station cop #1
David Lewis Gunnels
Station cop #2
Max Harper
Hand job boy
Jeff Peters
Crack junkie
Langdon Foss
Dope runner
Jason Coviello
Capt. Jackson
Barry Hickey
Wilson
Samara Frame
Paramedic #1
Maiz Lucero
Paramedic #2
Lasse Järvi
Garage cop #1
George McLaughlin III
Garage cop #2
Rick Zahradnik
Highway patrol cop
Director
Lasse Järvi
Director
Pete Schuermann
Writer
Michele Pacitto
February 16, 2017
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If any of you have seen El Mariachi or Into the Woods, then you will know what can be done on a very limited budget with little professional equipment. As long as you have some skill, talent and vision. I always cite those as a benchmark for any low budget indie film to aspire to. So much crap is made these days (perhaps more than in the late Seventies and early to mid Eighties I think), but not so much due to budget, but more the people involved.
I now have another film to add to them. Is it as good? Nowhere near no, is it crazy, with a wicked script, nice transition effects and a killer soundtrack? Very much so. I think all those involved in this weird and wonderful little flick knew what they were making, and because of that it works. It is not a good film by any stretch of the imagination. It is not well acted (they’re atrocious). The production values are not good either. Some of the effects are truly terrible.
But having said all that, it’s just bad, crazy, and tongue-in-cheek enough to be quite enjoyable and to wonder exactly where this mad ride will take you next. It is a ridiculous film with an equally ridiculous plot. Some of the dialogue would not be amiss in a Seventies Grindhouse film. Quotes such as ‘Are you wet and mushy just like them oatmeal?’ and ‘You got amnesia? Well don’t be passing that shit around’ are par for the course in this mad romp.
Our plot consists of Alice (Sondrup) trying to get out of town. A failed robbery lands her in a coma courtesy of power-mad cop Jill Robbe (Beisner). After a truly terrible escape scene (played majorly tongue-in-cheek) from the local detention center, Alice then runs into the local pimp boss Ramrod. From there things escalate in silliness and madness. At one point (and I wish she appeared earlier in the film) TNT (a perfectly cast Gentle Fritz) turns up as a type of Kill Bill Bond villain wearing a short Dirndl dress with a penchant for strangulation. She even comes complete with eerie smile and pigtails. The film switches between general action fare to a Seventies El Mariachi exploitation flick (complete with Mexican music) and even throws in a little Thirties pathé for good measure, along with numerous nods to other films and genres. Not a very good film, but one so mad and crazy it is well worth a watch.
Status:
Released
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Budget:
$0.00
Revenue:
$0.00