The Texas Rangers chase down a gang of outlaws led by Butch Cavendish, but the gang ambushes the Rangers, seemingly killing them all. One survivor is found, however, by an American Indian named Tonto, who nurses him back to health. The Ranger, donning a mask and riding a white stallion named Silver, teams up with Tonto to bring the unscrupulous gang and others of that ilk to justice.
Johnny Depp
Tonto
Armie Hammer
John Reid / The Lone Ranger
Tom Wilkinson
Cole
William Fichtner
Butch Cavendish
Helena Bonham Carter
Red Harrington
Barry Pepper
Fuller
James Badge Dale
Dan Reid
Ruth Wilson
Rebecca Reid
Leon Rippy
Collins
Stephen Root
Habberman
Matt O'Leary
Skinny
James Frain
Barret
Mason Cook
Will
Joaquín Cosío
Jesus
Damon Herriman
Ray
Harry Treadaway
Frank
Gil Birmingham
Red Knee
Robert Baker
Navarro
Lew Temple
Hollis
Bryant Prince
Danny
JD Cullum
Wendell
Saginaw Grant
Chief Big Bear
W. Earl Brown
Mustached Ranger
Timothy V. Murphy
Fritz
Damon Carney
Blaine
Kevin Wiggins
Clayton
Chad Brummett
Martin
Joseph E. Foy
Boy Tonto
Randy Oglesby
Shareholder
Brad Greenquist
Shareholder
Rance Howard
Engineer
Leonard Earl Howze
Homer
Travis Hammer
Young Cavendish
Steve Corona
Young Cole
Matthew Page
Soldier #3
Jack Axelrod
Telegraph Operator
Christopher Hagen
Preacher
Freda Foh Shen
Kai
Margaret Bowman
Fat Lady
Luz P. Mendez
Pilar
Laina Loucks
Rosalie
Devon J. Adams
Dancer (Red's)
Desirae Anslover
Dancer (Red's)
Charlotte Cormier
Dancer (Red's)
Megan Pribyl
Dancer (Red's)
Briana Van Schuyver
Dancer (Red's)
Julie Stracener
Dancer (Red's)
Chad Randall
Pawing Drunk
Jason E. Hill
Mob Member
Todd Anderson
Mob Member
Beth Bailey
Mob Member
Joanne Camp
Glenda
John Keating
Young Crier (Hell on Wheels)
Stephen Brodie
Soldier #1
Will Koberg
Soldier #2
Jack Chang
Huang
Tad Jones
VP Colfax
Robin McGee
Old Crier
Bob Rumnock
Stove Pipe
Grover Coulson
Joe
Tait Fletcher
Grizzled Soldier
Alex Knight
Soldier #4
Argos MacCallum
Farmer
David Midthunder
Fuller's Native American Scout
Allison Marie Volk
Jane
Pokey LaFarge
Band at Red's
Joey Glynn
Band at Red's
Adam Hoskins
Band at Red's
Ryan Koenig
Band at Red's
Tom E. Kostkowski
Man Who Congratulates Cole
Malachi Tsoodle-Nelson
Red Knee's Young Warrior
Sean Durham
Cavalry Guard
Anthony R. Burt
Cavalry
K.J. Kirkhope
Cavalry Guard
Will Kirkhope
Cavalry Guard
Kenneth Love
Cavalry
James P. Bennett
(uncredited)
Nick W. Nicholson
Saloon Guy (uncredited)
Joel Thingvall
Sheriff Long Johns (uncredited)
Ava Wagenman
Fairground Child (uncredited)
Director
Gore Verbinski
Screenplay
Ted Elliott
Screenplay
Terry Rossio
Screenplay
Justin Haythe
May 6, 2014
9
Wrong Brother.
The early signs were not good, tales of production problems galore and early critical notices wading in to kick the film before it had even had a run at the theatres. The Lone Ranger seemed destined to be a blockbuster stinker. Yet in spite of it noticeably alienating original Lone Ranger purists, and some Western lovers as well, for a rollicking action fun packed time then Gore Verbinski's movie delivers in spades.
It's awash with the serial silliness of adventure films and TV shows of yore, pitching good guys against bad guys with buddy buddy shenanigans pulsing away at the core. The stunts are outrageously enjoyable, the landscape photography as beautiful as it is respectful in homage to past masters of the Western genre, while in Depp's Tonto there's a bona fide hero to root for just as much as he makes you laugh out loud.
This is an origin story, a tale of how John Reid (Armie Hammer) became The Lone Ranger, and of course how the noble steed Silver and Indian side-kick Tonto became integral to his villain fighting ways. Tom Wilkinson and William Fitchner file in for polar opposite villain duties, the former is the weasel business man trying to mould the West in is own image, the latter a repugnant psychopath with a penchant for eating human hearts! Then Helena Bonham Carter wanders in from some Grindhouse movie for a couple of cameos that are resplendent with sexual energy.
It's all very wacky and wild, and rightly so, but this is not at the expense of very good story telling. Some parts of the narrative could have been trimmed, but as the bromance builds between our two heroes, and Silver gets up to all sorts of comedy horse escapades, there's nary a dull moment here. Producer Jerry Bruckheimer and director Verbinski throw all the action staples into the pot. Chases, fights, swinging from ropes, shoot-outs, people dangling from speeding train (pic is bookended by awesome train sequences), grisly deaths and on it goes from start to end.
There's caustic asides to the machinations of organisations of the time, from railroad magnates to the cavalry, while the catchphrases and legends of The Lone Ranger TV series are deftly inserted into the tale. It was interesting to see Depp come out and defend the movie against those damning early critic reviews, it's not something he does, being as he is very much a guy who sees acting as just a job. Bruckheimer, Hammer and Verbinski backed Depp up, stating that some reviews were written before the film had even been released, the big budget and production problems clearly making this a big stinker…
Not so, it's certainly not flawless, and those seriously into anachronisms are likely to have kittens. But if you haven't seen it yet, if you was put off by the venomous early reviews, then give it a chance, you may just be surprised at just how entertaining it is. It also looks and sounds brilliant on Blu-ray, where repeat viewings even show Hammer to be better than first thought as that masked man. 8.5/10