A few years ago, a mysterious serial-killer caused panic on Crippen High School. The killer was never caught. A movie company, Cosmic Pictures, has decided to make a feature movie about these events - on location, at the now abandoned school. Since members of cast and crew disappear without a trace, it seems as if history is repeating itself...
Lori Lethin
Callie Cassidy / Sarah Walker / Susan
Brendan Hughes
Steven Blake
Alex Rocco
Harry Sleerik
Scott Jacoby
Josh Forbes
Andy Romano
Principal Kastleman
Richard Brestoff
Arthur Lyman Kastleman
Al Fann
Amos
Pepper Martin
Chief Deyner
Maureen McCormick
Officer Tyler
Vince Edwards
Richard Birnbaum
Philip McKeon
Richard Farley
Panchito Gómez
Choo Choo
Michael Eric Kramer
Donny Porter
Remy O'Neill
Esther Molvania
Darcy DeMoss
Sheri Haines
Cliff Emmich
Dillon
Kristi Somers
Ginny McCall
George Clooney
Oliver
Marvin J. McIntyre
Robbie Rice
Alison Noble
Jeanine
Joy Heston
Becky
Director, Writer
Bill Froehlich
Writer
Mark Lisson
Writer
Greg H. Sims
Writer
Dana Escalante
April 9, 2020
4
_**Fun low-budget high school slasher parody with not enough laughs**_
Cops (e.g. Pepper Martin & Maureen McCormick) arrive upon the bloody aftermath of a massacre at a high school where a film is being made. The story switches back to tell how the massacre happened. The cast includes Lori Lethin, Brendan Hughes, Alex Rocco, Andy Romano and Scott Jacoby.
“Return to Horror High” (1987) is a fun slasher parody with great mid-80’s ambiance (styles, mullets, etc.) that should be enjoyed by those involved in horror filmmaking (since the story focuses on the making of a slasher at the high school). A young George Clooney shows up for about 10-12 minutes in the first act. Meanwhile cutie Lori Lethin does well in three roles.
Unfortunately, there aren’t enough laughs and some of them are really lame. Plus the film bogs down in the second half with filler material involving the two main characters and their search of the school (Brendan Hughes & Lori Lethin). The third-rate vibe doesn’t help. Still, it’s amusing mindless mid-80’s satire.
The movie runs 1 hour, 35 minutes, and was shot at Clark Magnet High School, La Crescenta, California.
GRADE: C-
Status:
Released
Original Language:
English
Budget:
$0.00
Revenue:
$0.00