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Battleship
Battleship

5.9

Battleship

PG-13·2012·131m

Summary

When mankind beams a radio signal into space, a reply comes from ‘Planet G’, in the form of several alien crafts that splash down in the waters off Hawaii. Lieutenant Alex Hopper is a weapons officer assigned to the USS John Paul Jones, part of an international naval coalition which becomes the world's last hope for survival as they engage the hostile alien force of unimaginable strength. While taking on the invaders, Hopper must also try to live up to the potential that his brother, and his fiancée's father—an Admiral—expect of him.

Cast

Taylor Kitsch

Taylor Kitsch

Lieutenant Alex Hopper

Tadanobu Asano

Tadanobu Asano

Captain Yugi Nagata

Rihanna

Rihanna

Petty Officer Cora 'Weps' Raikes

Brooklyn Decker

Brooklyn Decker

Sam

Gregory D. Gadson

Gregory D. Gadson

Lieutenant Colonel Mick Canales

Hamish Linklater

Hamish Linklater

Cal Zapata

Liam Neeson

Liam Neeson

Admiral Shane

Alexander Skarsgård

Alexander Skarsgård

Commander Stone Hopper

Jerry Ferrara

Jerry Ferrara

Sampson JOOD Strodell

Jesse Plemons

Jesse Plemons

Boatswain Mate Seaman Jimmy "Ordy" Ord

John Tui

John Tui

Chief Petty Officer Walter "The Beast" Lynch

David Jensen

David Jensen

NASA Director

Peter Berg

Peter Berg

JPJ 2nd Gunner

Adam Godley

Adam Godley

Dr. Nogrady

Rico McClinton

Rico McClinton

Captain Browley

Joji Yoshida

Joji Yoshida

Chief Engineer Hiroki

Stephen Bishop

Stephen Bishop

JPJ OOD

Austin Naulty

Austin Naulty

JPJ Fireman

James Rawlings

James Rawlings

JPJ Scat

Dustin J. Reno

Electronic Warfare Supervisor

Rick Hoffman

Rick Hoffman

Chairman, Joint Chiefs of Staff

Gary Grubbs

Gary Grubbs

Air Force Chief of Staff

Rami Malek

Rami Malek

Watch Officer

Louis Lombardi

Louis Lombardi

Bartender

Doug Penty

Doug Penty

CIC Watch Supervisor

Carson Aune

Carson Aune

CIC Gunner

Josh Pence

Josh Pence

Combat Systems Coordinator

Lloyd Pitts

Lloyd Pitts

JPJ Port Gunner

Michelle Arthur

Michelle Arthur

British Newscaster

Natalia Castellanos

Spanish Newscaster

Leni Ito

Leni Ito

Japanese Newscaster

Jackie Johnson

Jackie Johnson

Jackie Johnson

Kerry Cahill

Kerry Cahill

Cal's Female Colleague

Norman Vincent McLafferty

Old Salt

Dante Jimenez

Dante Jimenez

JPJ XO Mullenaro

Daven Arce

JPJ Helmsman

Ralph Richardson

JPJ Starboard Gunner

Biunca Love

JPJ BMOW

Kyle Clements

Kyle Clements

Regent Sea Commander

Yutaka Takeuchi

Yutaka Takeuchi

Myoko XO

John A Weaver

John A Weaver

JPJ Sailor

Dane Justman

Dane Justman

Sampson OOD

Drew Rausch

Drew Rausch

Sampson XO

Bill Stinchcomb

Bill Stinchcomb

Marine Commandant

John Bell

John Bell

Angus

Arlene Newman

Arlene Newman

Naval Officer

George O'Hanlon Jr.

George O'Hanlon Jr.

Tourist Guide

Jay Jackson

Jay Jackson

American Newscaster

Joe Chrest

Joe Chrest

JPL Controller

Barack Obama

Barack Obama

Self (uncredited)

Peter MacNicol

Peter MacNicol

Secretary of Defense

Liz Wicker

Female Newscaster

Crew

Director

Peter Berg

Screenplay

Erich Hoeber

Screenplay

Jon Hoeber

Reviews

John Chard

John Chard

December 5, 2015

5

It rhymes with ship!

Actually that's a little unfair, for those after a two hour plus movie of noise and robotic like destruction, then this has a modicum of popcorn frivolity about it. But it's all so vacuous, any semblance of a story is given over for a chance to show some Transformers effects work, the human characters constantly an afterthought as they play second fiddle to another CGI action scene. It feels like an extended toy advertisement, the acting is sub-standard and the editing - appropriately enough for the film's setting - is akin to a bout of sea sickness. The action sequences all carry a familiarity about them, while like their human counterparts, the alien foe here are devoid of any rhyme or reason as to their motive and being.

Cash infused metallic porn at its most tiresome. 5/10

Media

Status:

Released

Original Language:

English

Budget:

$209,000,000.00

Revenue:

$303,025,485.00

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