5.2
Sleepy New Haven California is a small town with a big problem. A sixty foot slithering horror has arrived and shattered the town's tranquillity on it's path of death and destruction... Growing violent and more savage with each attack the gigantic creature soon becomes an unstoppable feeding machine raging beyond control of it's creator, leaving only the stripped bones of it's victims in it's wake.
Frayne Rosanoff
John Cooper
Robert Englund
Dr. Anton Rudolph
William Zabka
Greg Larsen
Dana Barron
Kristin
Sara Mornell
Theresa
Wil Wheaton
Tommy
Casper Van Dien
Bart Parker
Jenny McCarthy-Wahlberg
Francesca Garibaldi
Chris Owens
Brian Cooper
Sean Whalen
Deputy Lewis Ross
Gary Grubbs
Sheriff Griffin Wade
John Franklin
Floyd Fuller
Theo Nicholas Pagones
Dootsen
Keith Coogan
Lenny
LoriDawn Messuri
Lisa Johnson
Kathleen Randazzo
Roberta Keeler
Scott Williamson
Kenny Summers
Ed Lauter
Pilot
Marc McClure
Co-Pilot
Frank Welker
The Python (voice)
Natasha Roth
Little Girl in Park
Robert Lepucki
Bravo Leader
Trevor Baer
Billy
Lisa Michele Jones
NSA Agent
Director
Richard Clabaugh
Screenplay
Gary Hershberger
Screenplay
Paul Bogh
Screenplay
Chris Neal
Story
Phillip J. Roth
March 18, 2022
6
Dude you got me outta bed for a snake? Python, a made for TV film from 2000. The actually inspired the previous film I watched Boa/New Alcatraz and they even had a crossover, Boa vs. Python in 2004. Bisexual romance? That's innovative for a B Movie!
Why the FUCK does Will Wheaton have pink hair?? And is Jenny McCarthy's character supposed to be hot? Because she is not, unless she wasn't going for that in which case bravo! At least the effects for the dead bodies are good. It's cool Freddy is here maybe he can take the python to the dream realm or some shit.
If Boa is like Aliens but with a snake then this is Predator but with a snake. Can't wait for The Terminator but with a snake, Snakinator? All in all this isn't a bad movie especially for what it is. I still prefer Boa to this though.