Devoted lifeguard Mitch Buchannon butts heads with a brash new recruit. Together, they uncover a local criminal plot that threatens the future of the Bay.
Dwayne Johnson
Mitch Buchanan
Zac Efron
Matt Brody
Priyanka Chopra Jonas
Victoria Leeds
Alexandra Daddario
Summer Quinn
Kelly Rohrbach
CJ Parker
Ilfenesh Hadera
Stephanie Holden
Jon Bass
Ronnie Greenbaum
Yahya Abdul-Mateen II
Sgt. Ellerbee
Hannibal Buress
Dave the Tech
Rob Huebel
Captain Thorpe
Amin Joseph
Frankie
Jack Kesy
Leon
Óscar Núñez
Councilman Rodriguez
David Hasselhoff
The Mentor
Pamela Anderson
Casey Jean Parker
Clem Cheung
Murray Chen
Belinda
Carmen
Charlotte McKinney
Julia
Izabel Goulart
Amber
Arian Foster
Arian Foster
Vernon Davis
Vernon Davis
Eros Exarhiou
Frosty
Maxie G. Rosales
Pier Teenage Girl
Karin Silvestri
Pier Mom
Vincenzo Hinckley
Pete
Brandon Larracuente
Skateboarder
Kelvin Witherspoon
Skateboarder
Welder Santos
Huntley Club Member
David Weiss
Cell Phone Customer
Damien LaRoy
Kite Surfer
Peter Anaya
Huntley Waiter
L.J. Ruth
Pier Boy
Brenda Lowe
Surfer
Jackson Geach
Billy
Brandon Thomas Lee
Scull Rower
James A. Sutton
Huntley Security Guard
Juliette Mathis
High Chair Baby Girl
Samantha Harris
Interviewer
Seth Gordon
Helicopter Pilot
John Cenatiempo
Sergeant (uncredited)
Shay Davila
Bikini Girl (uncredited)
Bria Danielle Davis
Beach Goer (uncredited)
Ana Flavia Gavlak
Lifeguard (uncredited)
Whitney Goin
Doctor (uncredited)
Apollo GT
Beach Goer (uncredited)
Lee Hodge
Lifeguard (uncredited)
Angelique Kenney
Surfer beach babe (uncredited)
Matthew Kosto
Shark Bite Boy (uncredited)
Gage Lawson
Beachgoer (uncredited)
Casey McCullum
Beach Goer (uncredited)
Earl Poitier
The Kitchen Worker (uncredited)
Damon Preston
Lifeguard #1 (uncredited)
Kelly Róisín
Party Goer / Beach Goer (uncredited)
Cody Scott
Crewman (uncredited)
Haviland Stillwell
Allegre (uncredited)
Zachary Vazquez
Lifeguard (uncredited)
Barbara Vincent
Yachter (uncredited)
Maegan Vogel
Bikini Model (uncredited)
Acoryé White
Kitchen Staff (uncredited)
Director
Seth Gordon
Screenplay
Damian Shannon
Screenplay
Mark Swift
Story
Thomas Lennon
Story
David Ronn
Story
Robert Ben Garant
Story
Jay Scherick
May 12, 2017
Baywatch is a movie based off the popular TV show of the same name which launched the careers of such acting talents as Yasmine Bleeth and Pam Anderson. And then those quickly died right afterwards but hey, the show ran like 11 years and little known fact, Jason Mamoa was on spin-off show Baywatch: Hawaii.
The movie is very much like the show; as in if you walk in expecting to take it seriously you're already watching it wrong. The situations people need to be rescued from are just as ridiculous and far-fetched and the main plot here gets far more convoluted and hackneyed than the average day of any real lifeguard.
And like 21 Jump Street and a bunch of lesser TV to movie adaptations, this seeks to make fun of all of it, plus all the slo-mo beach running. Does it come off as good as Jump Street? No. Do we need this? God no. I mean didn't the show basically already make fun of itself enough as it is?
But all I can say here, and I guess the only thing anyone interested in this might want to know is, it could have been so much worse. I'm not saying this is the best movie of the summer so far. I don't really even know if i'm saying this is a good movie. But it's easy enough to sit through and the laughs, while not great, are consistent.
Where the script sucks, the cast knows how to make fun of itself. The Rock is the head honcho who takes the job very seriously. Zac Efron is the selfish, cool pretty boy new trainee who clashes with him. Both have a plethora of jokes for one another that work with varying degrees of success.
There's a fat lifeguard and the movie takes the shots you would expect it to take but actor Jon Bass also does have some comedic talent here in the Josh Gadd sense of the word. Actually he may even be funnier than Josh Gadd. Point is he works the best here from a comedic perspective.
The movie gives us quite a few dick jokes but this dude actually has one embarrassing moment that may rank up there with "There's Something About Mary", just with not as good a payoff.
Hannibal Burress also gets a couple scenes for a cameo and I love when he gets those. It's time for Burress to headline a movie though.
The women aren't as funny but I guess you can say they add some nice support to that and the action. Alexandra Daddario has shown a few times she's a pretty decent actress, and the others don't just seem like stiffs there to just show off a hot body. Priyanka Chopra is also here as the villain, and she's fine.
The whole movie can really be described as fine. It's funny and doesn't take itself too seriously and the cast all seems game for it. You don't have to see, but if you do, know it's already planning on sequels.
So I go 6 out of 10 on this one. For more reviews, check me out on Youtube at- https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCY_IvAm1bJADConJhDCuq6A