Takeshi Kitano

Takeshi / Yakuza / Father / Ninja / Detective / Astronomer

Tohru Emori

Higashi Oizumi

Kayoko Kishimoto

Kumiko

Anne Suzuki

Kimiko

Keiko Matsuzaka

Wife

Yoshino Kimura

Daughter

Kazuko Yoshiyuki

Maid

Yuki Uchida

Heroine

Akira Takarada

Gentleman in a White Mercedes

Yumiko Fujita

Massao's Mother

Ren Osugi

Astronomer Yamamoto

Susumu Terajima

Young Man

Shun Sugata

Hisamatsu

Tetsu Watanabe

Noh Mask Man

Naomasa Musaka

Karate Instructor

Takashi Nishina

Car Owner

Tamotsu Ishibashi

Hisamatsu Group Young Head

Yoshiyuki Morishita

Barkeeper

Kakeru Yoshida

Foreign Boy living in Japan

Kenichi Abe

Police Officer

Wakaba Irie

Madam at the Bar

Hajime Tanimoto

Chief Elder

Toshimasa Niiro

Retainer

Kazuya Nakajima

Child

Yūko Fukui

Old Lady

Moro Morooka

Thug

Yoshiki Arizono

Man Who Picked Up the Car

Rakkyo Ide

Professor Ide

Yoshiki Tano

Owner of the House

Tetsuya Kakihara

Duck (voice)

Masatô Ibu

Narrator (voice)