When a Hollywood star mysteriously disappears in the middle of filming, the studio sends their fixer to get him back.
Josh Brolin
Eddie Mannix
George Clooney
Baird Whitlock
Alden Ehrenreich
Hobie Doyle
Ralph Fiennes
Laurence Laurentz
Scarlett Johansson
DeeAnna Moran
Tilda Swinton
Thora Thacker / Thessaly Thacker
Channing Tatum
Burt Gurney
Frances McDormand
C. C. Calhoun
Jonah Hill
Joe Silverman
Veronica Osorio
Carlotta Valdez
Heather Goldenhersh
Natalie (Secretary)
Alison Pill
Mrs. Mannix
Max Baker
Head Communist Writer
Fisher Stevens
Communist Writer
Patrick Fischler
Communist Writer
Tom Musgrave
Communist Writer
David Krumholtz
Communist Writer
Greg Baldwin
Communist Writer
Patrick Carroll
Communist Writer
Fred Melamed
Communist Writer
John Bluthal
Prof. Marcuse
Alex Karpovsky
Mr. Smitrovich
Armazd Stepanian
Eastern Orthodox Clergyman
Allan Havey
Protestant Clergyman
Robert Pike Daniel
Catholic Clergyman
Robert Picardo
Rabbi
Ian Blackman
Cuddahy
Geoffrey Cantor
Sid Siegelstein
Christopher Lambert
Arne Seslum
Robert Trebor
Producer of "Hail, Caesar!"
Michael Yama
Chinese Restaurant Maître D'
Ming Zhao
Chinese Restaurant Waitress
Helen Siff
Malibu Maid
Basil Hoffman
Stu Schwartz (Accounting)
Luke Spencer Roberts
Peanut
Ralph P. Martin
Director of Action Western
James Austin Johnson
Studio Assistant at Action Western
Noah Baron
Water Ballet P.A.
Timm Perry
Stage 8 Man at the Door
Noel Conlon
Scotty at the Gate
Natasha Bassett
Gloria DeLamour
Richard Abraham
French Postcard Photographer
Jon Daly
Cop at French Postcard House
Dennis Cockrum
Cop at French Postcard House
Clancy Brown
Gracchus
Mather Zickel
Chunk Mulligan
Tiffany Lonsdale
Ursulina
Clement von Franckenstein
Sen. Sestimus Amydias
Wayne Knight
Lurking Extra
Jeff Lewis
Lurking Extra
Kyle Bornheimer
Extras A.D.
Josh Cooke
Box Breakfast A.D.
Peter Jason
Director
Stephen Ellis
Clapper Boy
Jillian Armenante
Script Girl
Jacob Witkin
Saul of Tarsus
Jack Huston
Cad in Cab
Agyness Deyn
Woman in Cab
Emily Beecham
Dierdre
Benjamin Beatty
Clapper Boy
J.R. Horne
Curly
Caitlin Muelder
Cookhouse Woman
E.E. Bell
Bartender
Kate Morgan Chadwick
Departing Woman
Brian Michael Jones
Sailor
Peter Banifaz
Sailor
Clifton Samuels
Sailor / Dancer
K.C. Reischerl
Sailor
Jeremy Davis
Dancer
Marcos Ochoa
Dancer
Colin Bradbury
Dancer
Ryan Breslin
Dancer
Tyler Hanes
Dancer
Casey Garvin
Dancer
Luke Hawkins
Dancer
Evan Kasprzak
Dancer
Patrick Lavallee
Dancer
Adam Perry
Dancer
Ryan VanDenBoom
Dancer
Alex Demkin
Dancer
Dax Hock
Dancer
Shesha Marvin
Dancer
Mark Stuart
Dancer
Forrest Walsh
Dancer
Michael Gambon
Narrator (voice)
Tomoko Karina
Imperial Garden Waitress (uncredited)
Dolph Lundgren
Submarine Commander (uncredited)
Dean England
Animal Handler (uncredited)
Sandy Mansson
Israelite (uncredited)
Jessee Foudray
Jonah's Daughter Harpist (uncredited)
Ryan Izay
'Merrily We Dance' Performer (uncredited)
Johnny Otto
Roman Officer (uncredited)
Sergio Kato
Roman Officer (uncredited)
Anibal Silveyra
Roman Officer
James Gregory
Slave (uncredited)
Josiah Black
Electrician (uncredited)
Director, Writer
Joel Coen
Director, Writer
Ethan Coen
April 4, 2016
There’s a scene halfway through the film when Hobie Doyle (Alden Ehrenreich), a Western B-movie star, is cast in a fancy melodrama helmed by Laurence Laurentz (Ralph Fiennes). Doyle is hopelessly out of his element, hobbling about in his new suit–the switch was the studio’s idea in an effort to broaden Doyle’s appeal, much to Laurentz’s dismay. It’s not long before the two engage in a back-and-forth, Laurentz trying to get Doyle to pronounce “Would that it ‘twere so simple”, and Doyle trying desperately to appease Laurentz. After a lengthy exchange, both are left exacerbated. Much later in the film, we catch a glimpse of the final version, where Doyle and Laurentz compromise with a much simpler: “It’s…complicated.”
Complicated is exactly what’s at the heart of this situation. Laurentz’s increasing frustration with this obvious miscast and Doyle’s confusion may serve to fuel the slapstick comedy on exhibit, yet this scene alludes to so much more. It’s the inner mechanics of Hollywood, where directors are mere technicians and actors are props, all to be assigned and managed. It’s the clashing of proud classical Hollywood traditions of entertainment and escapism with the dreaded rise of message films and sophisticated art. It’s the contradictory nature of unfettered creativity with capitalism and consumerism, where compromise–and perhaps communism–seems to be the only way out.
This is just one slice of the screwball nature that is the Coen Brothers’ latest comedy, Hail, Caesar! There’s also a kidnapped Roman soldier, Baird Whitlock (George Clooney at his dimmest and greatest), a handsome sailor (Channing Tatum) and a beautiful mermaid (Scarlett Johansson). All opportunities–that the Coens gladly take–to simultaneously demonstrate the power and influence of cinema, while mocking its sense of self-importance.
Each scene is allowed to play out, Channing Tatum and his homoerotic musical number or Scarlett Johansson’s hypnotizing aquatic acrobatics. It’s not only an homage films of the Golden Era, but a demonstration of the mechanics that make film such an appealing medium. The Coen Brothers have a firm grasp on the allure behind each piece, using the acting, staging and costumes to propel Hail, Caesar! forward. It’s a simple concept–use filmmaking techniques to advance a theme and narrative, but by prioritizing these lengthy sequences over traditional narrative pacing or dialogue, the Coen Brothers give room for these fundamental concepts to breathe and thrive.
It’s all threaded together through Josh Brolin’s character, Eddie Mannix, studio fixer. And there’s a lot that needs fixing: a pregnant star, a discontent director, communism, threat from the future–the usual. It’s a packed schedule, and the film follows suit with a similarly hectic pacing. An array of symbols, innuendos and subversions are thrown at the viewer: Capital Studios butting with Das Kapital, Mannix being offered a role at Lockheed where they tout a more stable industry– weapon-making, or Whitlock staring at the audience as he addresses God. It borders on bombastic, but there’s just too much wit, and heart, here to discredit any of the ideas presented–fleshed out or not.
Hail, Caesar! doesn’t break new ground in the increasingly crowded sub-genre of Hollywood-on-Hollywood, but it hits a Goldilocks concoction between inside baseball cynicism and endearing love letter. Though all these antics, the Coen Brothers argue, quite convincingly, that everything in film matters, while also making a case for the futility and hollowness of anything produced on the grounds of Hollywood. So is this a nihilistic shrug at our attempt at defining and contextualizing or a fierce exhibition of the inherent power of Hollywood where life imitates art? Well, as Doyle would try to tell you, “Would that it ‘twere so simple.”