Rue McClanahan

Reverend Mother

John Ritter

Narrator

Bambi Jones

Sister Hubert

Deborah del Mastro

Sister Robert Anne

Semina De Laurentis

Sister Mary Amnesia

Alison Walla

Louise

Alison Walla

Billy

Alison Walla

Maria

Lin Tucci

Sr. M. Winifred

Lin Tucci

Herself

Lin Tucci

Stage Manager

Mike Long

Fr. Mike

Carrie Keskinen

Sister Leo

P.J. Terranova

John

Richard Long

as Father Virgil