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Summary

A professional model, Sam Crain, is asked by her sister to smuggle a package from Europe to Portland Oregon, where she discovers that her sister is battling Chinese Shaolin Monks (not ninjas!). Fleeing the monks, Sam unwittingly involves Ed "Brainsmasher" Molloy, a nightclub bouncer.

Cast

Andrew Dice Clay

Ed Molloy

Teri Hatcher

Samantha Crain

Yuji Okumoto

Wu

Deborah Van Valkenburgh

Cammy Crain

Brion James

Brown

Tim Thomerson

Black

Charles Rocket

Jones

Nicholas Guest

Smith

Dorothy Dells

Miss Bellows

Wrick Jones

Lead Officer

Galen Schrick

Jim Romeo

Steve Tancora

Bob Brisco

Peter Kwong

Red Monk

Danny Perkin

Guy in Line 2

Ross Huffman-Kerr

Night Manager

Russ Fast

Ted

Billie Worley

Punk

Dee Booher

Bertha

Liz Sheridan

Ma Molloy

Lin Shaye

Make up Artist

Sonia Satra

Model 1

Ralph Monaco

Molloy Dad

Anahit Minasyan

Model 2

Nichole McAuley

Veronica (uncredited)

Crew

Director, Writer

Albert Pyun

Reviews

JPV852

November 5, 2023

6

You know, not a bad movie. Andrew Dice Clay was alright though just a toned down version of his stand-up but he and Teri Hatcher had their moments. And while not all of the humor worked, enough did that made me chuckle a few times. Also a plus, we get to see Hatcher wearing a stripper outfit for the third act... **3.0/5**