A ne’er-do-well thirty-something attempts to appease her family by kidnapping herself an attractive boyfriend for the family Christmas. Despite unlikely odds and dysfunctional family moments, the two fall in love and share a magical Christmas.
Melissa Joan Hart
Gertrude 'Trudie' Chandler
Mario López
David Martin
Timothy Bottoms
Dad Chandler
Markie Post
Mom Chandler
June Lockhart
Grandma
Kyle Howard
Jake Chandler
Vanessa Evigan
Katie Chandler
Gabrielle Miller
Jessica
Layla Alizada
Lucy
Cedric De Souza
Taj
Marion Eisman
Mrs. Barber
Karen Hines
Maria
Maureen Jones
Barbara
Marty Hanenberg
Mr. Portnoy
Matt Embry
Slick Guy
Andrea D'Amours
Office Worker
Benjamin Ayres
Nick
Stafford Lawrence
Old Man
Greg Lawson
Officer #1
Rod Heatherington
Officer #2
Gerrick Winston
Steve
Nkechi Odina
Clerk
Travis Milne
Ryan
Christian Fraser
Cute Guy in Car
Taison Gelinas
Kid
Raymond Yu
Diner Patron
Faith Louissaint
Diner Patron
Director
Ron Underwood
Writer
Sara Endsley
December 23, 2018
5
***'Misery' if it were a romantic comedy / Christmas movie***
“Holiday in Handcuffs” (2007) stars Melissa Joan Hart as the underachiever of a liberal family in the Seattle area. When her beau breaks up with her right before her family’s Christmas get-together, she kidnaps a man and forces him to go to the rented cabin as her boyfriend (Mario Lopez).
The plot takes “Misery” (1990) and “Buffalo '66” (1998) and morphs them into an amusing romcom / Christmas flick. Melissa was pregnant during shooting, but still cute & winsome. Markie Post appears as the mother and it’s nice to see her again. Layla Alizada as the girlfriend is attractive in a semi-exotic way while June Lockhart is hilarious as the grandmother.
I realize this is comedic fluff, but the idea of Stockholm syndrome surfaces. This is a psychological response sometimes seen in hostages in which the captive shows signs of loyalty to the kidnapper, regardless of the peril in which the abductee has been placed.
I enjoyed the movie, but the first half is funnier than the second half, which understandably takes a more serious romantic turn. The movie is also seriously marred by the blatantly contrived way the script checks all the idiotic PC boxes. Get Real.
The film runs 1 hour, 26 minutes and was shot in Calgary, Alberta.
GRADE: C