Three unlikely heroines set out to thwart a Roman invasion and save Celtic Britain in their own unique and outrageous style.
Doon Mackichan
Dwyfuc
Fiona Allen
Smirgut the Fierce
Sally Phillips
Worthaboutapig
David Hayman
General Rhinus
Ronan Vibert
Caesar
Pam Ferris
Mrs Goatsplitter
Rory MacGregor
Dubonet Warrior
Philippe De Grossouvre
Jean Marcosivellauniviromandiboule
Marcia Warren
Queen Tuathfhlaifthfth
Adam Fogerty
Wolfsclaw
Nicholas Le Prevost
Crassus
Dermot Keaney
French Speaker
Mark Benton
Hermes, Stage Manager
Tristan Gemmill
Firmus
Nicola Stephenson
Dubonni Woman
Sandra Reinton
Andrasta
William Chubb
Chamberlain
Brendan O'Hea
Welsh Suitor
Dorian MacDonald
Geordie Suitor
Bruno Lastra
Messenger
Anna Wilson-Jones
Lofacta
George Antoni
Barman
Joe Fraser
Moneychanger
Cliff Parisi
Cockney Smuggler
Julian Rivett
Cockney Lookout
Lloyd Hutchinson
Pictish Man
Nick Cavaliere
Roman Officer
Hugh Sachs
Lawyer
Joe Montana
Schlaffwaffe
Oliver Ford Davies
Director
Brian Grant
Writer
Nick Whitby
September 4, 2023
6
Ok, come on - it's not so very, very bad... Yes, the jokes are pretty puerile and the acting leaves quite a lot to be desired, but isn't this just running with the baton well established by the equally tarnished "Carry On" films - only, to be fair, without quite the same degree of sexist and banal innuendo? The plot is nonsense, but that doesn't really matter - it's meant to be a light-hearted role-reversal film where the stereotypes are reversed and it is the women who have the brains to defeat the encroaching Roman Legions invading Celtic Britain back in the day when togas and face painting were not just things on a Christian Lacroix catwalk. It clearly had a tiny budget, none of which was spent on a decent script, and you just know you are never going to get this 90 minutes of your life back again, but the character names are mildly amusing and the cast - especially Marcia Warren and Pam Ferris seem to be having a laugh too - with or at is anyone's guess. Rubbish, yes - but it's British rubbish...
Status:
Released
Original Language:
English
Budget:
$0.00
Revenue:
$0.00