Film Snail

5.5

Miss March

R·2009·90m

Comedy

Romance

Comedy

Romance

Summary

A young man awakens from a four-year coma to hear that his once virginal high-school sweetheart has since become a centerfold in one of the world's most famous men's magazines. He and his sex-crazed best friend decide to take a cross-country road trip in order to crash a party at the magazine's legendary mansion headquarters and win back the girl.

Cast

Zach Cregger

Eugene Bell

Trevor Moore

Tucker Cleigh

Raquel Alessi

Cindi Whitehall

Molly Stanton

Candace

Craig Robinson

Horsedick.MPEG

Hugh Hefner

Carla Jimenez

Nurse Juanita

Cedric Yarbrough

Doctor

Geoff Meed

Fireman Rick

Slade Pearce

Young Eugene

Remy Thorne

Young Tucker

Eve Mauro

Vonka

Alexis Raben

Katja

Windell Middlebrooks

Bouncer #1

Lindsay Schoneweis

Sheila

David Wells

Principal

Tanjareen Martin

Crystal

Britten Kelley

Chevonne

Barry Sigismondi

Mr. Whitehall

Alex Donnelley

Mrs. Whitehall

Josh Fadem

Flava Flav Kid

Paul Rogan

Mr. Biederman

Kate Luyben

Mrs. Biederman

Seth Morris

Boss

Anthony Jeselnik

Director

Niki J. Crawford

Janine

Bonita Friedericy

Diner Waitress

Carrie Keagan

Ashley Lomberger

Beautiful Girl #1

Annie Ilonzeh

Beautiful Girl #2

Melissa Ordway

Gorgeous Girl

Jessica Vilchis

Sexy Girl #1

Lyndsay Haldorson

Sexy Girl #2

Garrett Warren

Fireman #2

Chris Gann

Fireman #4

Sara Jean Underwood

Betsy Rue

Strawberrius

Madison Riley

Socialite

Quinton 'Rampage' Jackson

Quinton Jackson

Sheila Platte

Bunny (uncredited)

Francesca Zappitelli

Music Video Girl (uncredited)

Deanie Ballard

Posse Member #1

40 Glocc

Posse Member #2

Michael Busch

Employee

Ryan Kitley

Waiter

Shark Firestone

No Good TV Reporter

Da'Vone McDonald

Guard #1

Andre 'Doc' Newman

Guard #2

Brittany Buckner

Lorraine

Chris Durand

Fireman #3

Gary J. Wayton

Fireman #5

Mike Massa

Fireman #6

Brett A. Jones

Fireman #7

Robert Garrigus

Fireman #8

Americus Abesamis

Mansion Bouncer (uncredited)

Corina Boettger

Gertrude (uncredited)

Jennifer Bond

Gorgeous Girl (uncredited)

Annabelle Bourlet

Mansion Babe (uncredited)

Nic Bradly

The Make Out Guy (uncredited)

Nahtasha Budhi

Playmate (uncredited)

Christie Brunson

Mansion Girl (uncredited)

Tim Carr

Partygoer (uncredited)

David Casiano

Playboy Socialite (uncredited)

Tiffany Collie

Music Video Model (uncredited)

Dustin Dennard

Fireman (uncredited)

Sky Elobar

Mailman (uncredited)

Jennipher Foster

Lindsay (uncredited)

Kira Gurnee

Party Guest (uncredited)

Juliette Jackson

Bunny (uncredited)

Christopher John Karr

Fireman (uncredited)

Samantha Kelly

Soprano (uncredited)

Sarah Klaren

Playboy Model (uncredited)

Christina Lindley

Playboy Model (uncredited)

Joey Luthman

School Boy in Auditorium (uncredited)

Kier Mellour

Bikini Babe (uncredited)

Meriah Nelson

Grotto diver (uncredited)

Dalton O'Dell

Eugene's Nephew (uncredited)

Kevin Pennington

Party Stud (uncredited)

Jessica Lauren Richmond

No Good TV Celebrity (uncredited)

Andrew Sibner

Hyperventilating Audience Member (uncredited)

Holly Spink

Playboy Bunny (uncredited)

JW Wiseman

Orderly #1 (uncredited)

James Henry Williams Jr.

Posse member (uncredited)

Crew

Director, Screenplay

Zach Cregger

Director, Screenplay

Trevor Moore

Screenplay

Zach Gregger

Writer

Ryan Homchick

Writer

Dennis Haggerty

Writer

Thomas Mimms

Reviews

Kamurai

August 21, 2020

Bad watch, probably won't watch again, and can't recommend.

I "liked" this movie up to the point I was going to write the review, and realized that I don't like the movie in spite of all its horrible qualities.

The story, as written, is actually pretty goo, but there are certain comedic points that only sabotage the movie. The biggest problems are simply that the lead actor just is not charismatic enough for the role: the character can still be a wimp and likeable enough for the audience to be behind him from the start. The second problem, which probably hurts the lead, is that the "best friend" character has too big a personality and is gratuitously stupid far beyond the point of irritation. There are several points where the movie stops just so we can watch him be a moron.

It's all about pacing. The movie wants to shock and awe, but doesn't build to anything, it just randomly flings things at the wall to see what sticks and then forcing you to look while it asks, "Isn't that crazy?"

I'd like to see a refined version of this movie with decent actors: Craig Robinson is by far the best and biggest actor in this, and he has a bit part which seems specifically written for one of the worst jokes in the movie.