Credits
Cast

Lewis Black
Oliver Porter

Wilmer Valderrama
Zach Van Bourke

Tyler James Williams
Charlie Goldfinch

Dyllan Christopher
Spencer Davenport

Brett Kelly
Timothy 'Beef' Wellington

Gia Mantegna
Grace Conrad

Quinn Shephard
Donna Malone

Paget Brewster
Valerie Davenport

Rob Corddry
Sam Davenport

Dominique Saldaña
Katherine Davenport

Jessica Walter
Cindi

Rob Riggle
Head Guard Hoffman

Michelle Sandler
Mary Lynn

David Koechner
Ernie

B.J. Novak
Desk Attendant

Mindy Kaling
Restaurant Hostess

Kevin McDonald
Guard in the Hall #1

Bruce McCulloch
Guard in the Hall #2

Mark McKinney
Guard in the Hall #3

Dave Allen
Gas Station Attendant

Steve Bannos
Tree Salesman

Tony Hale
Alan Davies

Cedric Yarbrough
Melvin Goldfinch

Kristen Wiig
Carole Malone

Nick Thune
Handsome Santa

Heather Beers
Flight Attendant
Allie Mac Kay
Perky Presenter
Sandra Tsing Loh
UM Room Attendant
Michael Maiello
UM Room Attendant

Wayne Federman
Airport Attendant
Annette Wright
Airport Attendant

Ben Falcone
Santa at Mall

Al Roker
Self

Stan Ellsworth
Huge Guy at Hotel

Stephen Liska
Hotel Desk Clerk

Lauren McKnight
Jetsetter
Noah Bastian
Jetsetter

Shareece Pfeiffer
Pretty Mall Girl

Darren Ewing
Admiral's Club Host
Joe Lookinland
Bully
Brooks Bedore
Bully
Lerin Porter
Owen Marks

Gary Morgan
Baggage Handler

Jim Wilkey
Baggage Handler
Hayden Holbrook
Bathroom Boy
Benjamin Ho
Bathroom Boy
Tyler Scott Drewes
Tough Kid
Kim W. Powell
Ivy League Santa

Micaela Nelligan
Beef's Mom

Conrad E. Palmisano
Santa

Haley Fife
Beef's Pretty Girl
Alisa Taylor
Girlfriend
Ana Queren Seabra
Girlfriend
Mallory Bouchard
Girlfriend
Thomas Conroy
Security Monitor

Cal Nguyen
Soldier (uncredited)

Teri Garr
Aunt Judy / Valerie’s Sister
Art
Katherine Brim
Art Department Assistant
Erin Cochran
Art Direction
Aaron Osborne
Production Design
Jennifer M. Gentile
Set Decoration
Chris Buchinsky
Storyboard Artist
Camera
Christopher Baffa
Director of Photography
John Bramley
Still Photographer
Costume & Make-Up
Lisa Tomczeszyn
Costume Design
Tiffany Busche
Costumer

Judy Darby
Hairstylist
Julie Kreger
Key Hair Stylist
Greg T. Moon
Key Makeup Artist
Scott H. Eddo
Makeup Department Head
Crew
Ryan McDowell
Special Effects Assistant
Chris Cline
Special Effects Technician

James Bomalick
Special Effects Technician
Ryan Nunley
Special Effects Technician

Peewee Piemonte
Stunt Coordinator, Second Unit Director

Kathy Jarvis
Stunt Double
Troy Bellinghausen
Stunt Double

Bruce Paul Barbour
Stunt Driver

Edward Conna
Stunts

Peter Epstein
Stunts
Directing

Paul Feig
Director
Matias Alvarez
First Assistant Director
Tobijah Tyler
Second Assistant Director
Christopher J. Barnes
Second Assistant Director
Editing

George Folsey Jr.
Editor
Brad Wilhite
Editor
Lighting
William Boaz
Rigging Supervisor
Production

Allison Jones
Casting

Dorian Frankel
Casting Assistant
Erin Empey-Baxter
Casting Assistant

Dan Lin
Development Manager
Kelley Smith-Wait
Executive In Charge Of Production

Bruce Berman
Executive Producer

Ira Glass
Executive Producer
Michael Lambert
Executive Producer

Julie Snyder
Executive Producer
Carrie Morrow
Executive Producer, Unit Production Manager

Lauren Shuler Donner
Producer
Michael Aguilar
Producer
Sound

Michael Andrews
Music
Benjamin Beardwood
Sound Editor
Steve Bissinger
Sound Effects Editor
Bob Beher
Supervising Sound Editor
Christopher S. Aud
Supervising Sound Editor
Visual Effects
Chad Buehler
Digital Compositor
Robert Bernard
Lead Character Designer
Adam Avitabile
Visual Effects
Jon Farhat
Visual Effects Supervisor
Writing
Susan Burton
Story
Jacob Meszaros
Writer
Mya Stark
Writer