Jason Mewes

Jay (voice)

Kevin Smith

Silent Bob / Himself (voice)

Eliza Dushku

Lipstick Lesbian (voice)

Tara Charendoff-Strong

Cocknocker / Small Fry the Science Guy (voice)

Jon Lovitz

The Mad Scientist (voice)

Ralph Garman

Dick-Head / Doc Brown (voice)

Neil Gaiman

Albert the Manservant (voice)

Ben Gleib

NewsGroup (voice)

Jennifer Schwalbach Smith

Bluntgirl (voice)

Ray William Johnson

Quick-Stop hipster (voice)

Scott Mosier

The General / Quick-Stop hipster guy (voice)

Ming Chen

Shower Bully 1 (voice)

Bryan Johnson

Shower Bully 2 / Travis the Comic-Hating Bully (voice)

Walt Flanagan

Shower Bully 3 / Giagra Ad Narrator (voice)

Kevin Conroy

The Mayor of Red Bank (voice)

Brian Faraldo

The Diddler (voice)

Jensen Karp

Baby Dick-Head's doctor (voice)

Steve Stark

NewsGroup's mom / Internet cafe waitress (voice)

Brian O'Halloran

Dante Hicks (voice)

Stan Lee

Himself (voice)

Marc Bernardin

Mayor of Asbury Park (voice)

Matt Cohen

Bank Robber (voice)

James Franco Jr.

Photographer (voice)

Kyle Hebert

Tall Guy in Crowd / Bluntmobile GPS (voice)

Paul Hipp

Ring-Wearing Alien (voice)

Brian Quinn

Perplexed Bystander (voice)

Lisa-Marie Stark

Travis-Lover / Giagra Ad Girl Voices (voice)

Will Wilkins

Bank Robber Cop 1 (voice)

Mike Zapcic

Bank Robber Cop 2 (voice)