Credits
Cast
Jane Jensen
Juliet Capulet
Will Keenan
Tromeo Que
Valentine Miele
Murray Martini
William Beckwith
Cappy Capulet
Steve Gibbons
London Arbuckle
Sean Gunn
Sammy Capulet
Debbie Rochon
Ness
Lemmy Kilmister
Narrator
Stephen Blackehart
Benny Que
Flip Brown
Father Lawrence
Earl McKoy
Monty Que
Gene Terinoni
Detective Ernie Scalus
Wendy Adams
Ingrid Capulet
Tamara Marie Watson
Georgie Capulet
Jacqueline Tavarez
Rosy
Tiffany Shepis
Peter
Joe Fleishaker
1-900-HOT-HUNK
James Gunn
Found a Peanut Father
Lloyd Kaufman
Shocked Onlooker
Lisbeth Kaufman
Mutant Kid
Charlotte Kaufman
Mutant Kid
Caroline Smith
Pauline
Jason Green
Sgt. Kabukiman N.Y.P.D. (uncredited)
Ron Jeremy
Tromaville Citizen (uncredited)
Garon Peterson
Fu Chang
Joseph Anthony
Flavio (Penis Monster Guy)
Craig Adams
Guy Who Says It Will Take Him Only Two Minutes to Have Sex
Neil Ruddy
Nice Man Hit By Car!!
Art
Emelia Capp
Art Department Assistant
Karen Ipock
Art Department Assistant
Hannah Moseley
Art Direction
Elizabeth Cassinelli
Assistant Property Master
Samara Smith
Property Master
Jennifer Acomb
Set Dresser
Alex Ingalls
Set Dresser
Camera
Doug Hall
Additional Still Photographer
Jackie Salerno
Additional Still Photographer
Tom Zuback
Additional Still Photographer
Max Votolato
Assistant Camera, Camera Production Assistant
Steve Ramsey
Best Boy Grip
Martin Nowlan
Best Boy Grip
Arthur Goldsmith
Camera Loader
Brendan Flynt
Director of Photography
Robert Rasmussen
First Assistant Camera
Albert Cadabra
Grip, Dialogue Editor
Michael Franzetti
Key Grip
David Wasserman
Key Grip
Ian Dudley
Second Assistant Camera
Efrem Flores
Still Photographer
Costume & Make-Up
Kyra Svetlovsky
Costume Design
Callie French
Makeup Supervisor
Vincent Schicchi
Special Effects Makeup Artist
Sandee Brockwell
Tattoo Designer, Stunts
Crew
Jon Nissenbaum
Additional Script Supervisor, Second Second Assistant Director
Jason Green
Additional Writing
Andrew Deemer
Additional Writing
Phil Rivo
Additional Writing
Peter Anzalone
Carpenter
David Dillon
Driver
Dylan Forer
Driver, Grip
Stanley L. Kaufman, Sr.
In Memory Of
Joe Macchia
Special Effects Technician
Marcos Antonio Miranda
Stunt Coordinator
Arthur M. Jolly
Stunts
Julia Purtill
Stunts
Neil Ruddy
Stunts, Special Effects
Kris Isacsson
Thanks
Julie Stepanek
Thanks
John Michals
Transportation Coordinator
Directing
James Gunn
Assistant Director, Screenplay, Executive In Charge Of Production
Lloyd Kaufman
Director, Producer, Screenplay
Robert Bauer
First Assistant Director
Lisa Molinaro
Script Supervisor
Liz Ip
Second Assistant Director
Anne Pratt
Second Second Assistant Director
Dan Wilkinson
Second Second Assistant Director
Editing
Anna Josenhans
Assistant Editor
Frank Reynolds
Editor
Steven Barison
First Assistant Editor
Rich Cohen
Negative Cutter
Lighting
Atsushi Takaoka
Gaffer
Production
Andrew Weiner
Associate Producer, Casting
Lauren Yates
Casting Associate
Jonathan Foster
Co-Producer
Robert Hersov
Co-Producer
Daniel Laikind
Executive Producer
Grant Quasha
Executive Producer
Robert Schiller
Executive Producer
Harrison Freed
Extras Casting
Franny Baldwin
Line Producer, Unit Production Manager
Michelle Roa
Location Manager
Michael Herz
Producer
Sound
Russell Creak
Assistant Foley Artist
Jeff Roenning
Boom Operator
Phillipe Ginkels
Boom Operator
Allen R. Kiefer
Boom Operator
Joseph White
Boom Operator
Joe Zito
Boom Operator
Jeffrey Ferruzzo
Foley Artist
David Rogers
Music Editor
Willie Wisely
Original Music Composer, Music Score Producer
Robert Taz Larrea
Sound
Pete Conlin
Sound Designer
Jeff Kushner
Sound Effects Editor
Sila A. Soyer
Sound Effects Editor
David Novack
Sound Re-Recording Mixer
David Alvarez
Sound Recordist
Jonathan Slon
Sound Recordist
Visual Effects
Louie Zakarian
Special Effects Supervisor
Writing
William Shakespeare
Theatre Play