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The Condemned
The Condemned

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The Condemned

R·2007·113m

Summary

Jack Conrad is awaiting the death penalty in a corrupt Central American prison. He is "purchased" by a wealthy television producer and taken to a desolate island where he must fight to the death against nine other condemned killers from all corners of the world, with freedom going to the sole survivor.

Cast

Steve Austin

Steve Austin

Conrad

Vinnie Jones

Vinnie Jones

McStarley

Robert Mammone

Robert Mammone

Breckel

Tory Mussett

Tory Mussett

Julie

Madeleine West

Madeleine West

Sarah Cavanaugh

Rick Hoffman

Rick Hoffman

'Goldy' Goldman

Sullivan Stapleton

Sullivan Stapleton

Special Agent Wilkins

Manu Bennett

Manu Bennett

Paco

Christopher James Baker

Christopher James Baker

Eddie C

Sam Healy

Sam Healy

Bella

Luke Pegler

Luke Pegler

Baxter

Masa Yamaguchi

Masa Yamaguchi

Saiga

Emelia Burns

Emelia Burns

Yasantwa

Marcus Johnson

Marcus Johnson

Kreston Mackie

Nathan Jones

Nathan Jones

Petr

Dasi Ruz

Rosa

Andy McPhee

Andy McPhee

The German

Rai Fazio

The Italian

Angie Milliken

Angie Milliken

Donna Sereno

Grant Piro

Grant Piro

Moyer

Andrew Buchanan

Andrew Buchanan

Lyle

Neil Pigot

Neil Pigot

Wade Meranto

Jacy Lewis

Jacy Lewis

Wilkin's Assistant

John Walton

John Walton

Belarus Convict #3

Steve Morris

Baxter Guard #2

Jared Robinsen

Jared Robinsen

Mike

Brad Hayes

Farland

Martin Challis

Burdick

Dominic Brancatisano

The Arab

Trent Sullivan

Michael

Joey Massey

Scotty

Mick Glancy

Camouflage Cameraman

Greg Jones

Camouflage Guard

Steve Harman

Steve Harman

Baxter Guard #1

Nigel Harbach

Baxter Guard #3

Ty Hungerford

Ty Hungerford

Baxter Guard #4

John Orcsik

John Orcsik

Belarus Warden

James Stewart

James Stewart

Belarus Scout

Chris Palframan

Belarus Cameraman

John Reynolds

John Reynolds

Belarus Convict #1

Mick Roughan

Mick Roughan

Belarus Convict #2

Lani John Tupu

Lani John Tupu

El Salvador Warden

Peter Kent

El Salvador Scout

Evert McQueen

Evert McQueen

El Salvador Cameraman

Brad McMurray

Brad McMurray

El Salvador Guard #1

Daniel Pirrone-Cook

El Salvador Guard #2

Robert Reitano

Robert Reitano

Latino Convict

Jimmy Christiansen

Lone Technician

Anthony Chan

Room Technician

Kaitlyn Clare

Control Room Technician

Keith Durval

Control Room Technician

Kurt Durval

Control Room Technician

Josh Futcher

Josh Futcher

Control Room Technician

Jesse Pikler-Brembly

Control Room Technician

Miranda Podleska

Control Room Technician

Ozzie Devrish

Ozzie Devrish

Russian Prison Guard (uncredited)

Graham K. Furness

Graham K. Furness

Friend in a bar scene (uncredited)

Annie Jones

Annie Jones

Karen (uncredited)

Avelino 'El Rico' Lescot

Salvadorian on death row (uncredited)

Crew

Director, Screenplay

Scott Wiper

Screenplay

Rob Hedden

Reviews

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Co-writer/director Scott Wiper overestimated how many people would pay to watch a webcast of ten convicts forced to fight each other to the death on a desert island, same as WWE overestimated how many people would pay to watch a movie about such a webcast.

At least the webcast, even with its supposed 30-hour runtime, presumably doesn’t cut away from the action, such as it is, to secondary subplots and tertiary characters not on the island — it's as if Jurassic Park said, "let's go see what's happening some place else where there are no dinosaurs."

“Jack Conrad [Steve Austin] is awaiting the death penalty in a corrupt Central American [Salvadoran, to be exact] prison” (IMDb). So corrupt is this prison that Jack would be the first person executed in El Salvador since the early 70s. I don’t know about cruel, but that would certainly be unusual punishment.

Jack is spared this fate by Ian Breckel (Robert Mammone), a "billionaire" TV producer, and taken to a desolate island where he must fight to the death against nine other convicted murderers of multiple nationalities. Each has an ankle bracelet/time bomb, complete with the trusty old Red Digital Readout counting down the 30 hours mentioned above.

These bombs are the only thing that comes close to 'thinking outside the box', especially since they can be activated by removing a pin; however, the onscreen execution, as it were, leaves a lot to be desired, and even if it were done right, it would still grow old fast, considering that it's the most common method of killing (accounting for 30% of deaths among participants).

Worst of all, Wiper unforgivably squanders the opportunity to have one of the characters amputate his own foot and use it as a makeshift grenade grenade (Nathan Jones is also in this movie, because one bald former pro wrestler apparently wasn’t enough).

Media

Status:

Released

Original Language:

English

Budget:

$20,000,000.00

Revenue:

$8,600,000.00

Keywords

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death
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