Matt Hargreaves

Matt (voice)

Jamie Spicer-Lewis

Tord (voice)

Edd Gould

Past Edd (voice / archive audio)

Brock Baker

Eduardo (voice)

Eddie Bowley

Jon/Adam Luckawort (voice)

Benjamin Rudman

Mark (voice)

Rob DenBleyker

Real Estate Agent (voice)

Dave McElfatrick

Grandmado (voice)

Alex Labbe

Shop Announcer (voice)

Laurel Dearing

House Defense System Computer (voice)

Ken Ashcorp

Psychotic Toilet (voice)

Alex Farmer

Dr. Decapi (voice)

Paul ter Voorde

Paul (voice)

Danielle Kogan

Pirate (voice)

Joe Gran

Pirate (voice)

Zachary Gorsuch

Pirate (voice)

Christopher Bingham

Evil Director (voice / uncredited)

Kira Buckland

Kim/Katya (voice / uncredited)

Christopher Diewald

Diwi (voice / uncredited)

Patryck Dudulewicz

Patryk (voice / uncredited)

Sara Paxton

Kid (voice / uncredited)