Jim Parrott

Barbarian Leader

Richard Gilliland

Blakely

Kathi Diamant

Cathy Teegarden

James Newell

Jack Marshall

Herb Kronsberg

Jenkins

Debi Fares

Ms. Shepard

Eddie Deezen

Hancock

Rich Little

Mr. X

Jamie Farr

Crummy Fred

Tawny Kitaen

Misty Roberts

Mary M. Egan

Old Woman

Nigel Barber

Marshall Beer

John Ara Martin

Lakeside Security Guard #1

Deborah Gates

Meredith Casey

Arnie Miller

Tinker

D.J. Sullivan

Fred's Neighbor

Stephen Andrich

Steve Andrich

Ty Henderson

Bill

J. Stephen Peace

Spencer Markham

Chad Burlingame

Billy Teegarden

Amber Bohan

Mary Teegarden

Spike Sorrentino

Security Officer

Susan Shepard

Mrs. Baker

Paul Engman

Anchorman

John De Bello

Charles White

Stephen Welch

Young Man

David Paynter

Older Man

Gordon Benson

Store Owner

Carol LeBeau

Anchorwoman

Gordon Howard

Congressman Billings

Kathy Lynn Vail

Waitress

Newell Tarrant

Don Adler

Kelly Kreger

Office Worker

Ryk Williams

Gas Attendant

Beverly Todd

Laura

Monty Jordan

P.J. Yarborough

Roxanne Masterson

Lakeside Guide

Linda Lutz

Lakeside Security Guard #2

Costa Dillon

Driver At Mexican Border

Jack Regan

Denver D.J. Voice Over

Eric Christmas

Harry The Guard

Charly Kohlmyer

Little cowboy in beer commercial (uncredited)

Michael Joseph Pierce

Liquor Store Patron (uncredited)

Gerard J. Reyes

Border Guard (uncredited)