If I Had Legs I’d Kick You
If I Had Legs I’d Kick You
NR
6.0
·

2025

·

113m

If I Had Legs I’d Kick You

Summary

With her life crashing down around her, Linda attempts to navigate her child's mysterious illness, her absent husband, a missing person, and an increasingly hostile relationship with her therapist.

Cast

Rose Byrne

Rose Byrne

Linda

Delaney Quinn

Delaney Quinn

Child

Mary Bronstein

Mary Bronstein

Dr. Spring

A$AP Rocky

A$AP Rocky

James

Ivy Wolk

Ivy Wolk

Diana

Mark Stolzenberg

Mark Stolzenberg

Parking Attendant

Conan O'Brien

Conan O'Brien

Therapist

Manu Narayan

Manu Narayan

Landlord

Danielle Macdonald

Danielle Macdonald

Caroline

Eva Kornet

Breathworker

Ella Beatty

Kate

Helen Hong

Helen Hong

Eva

Daniel Zolghadri

Daniel Zolghadri

Stephen

Josh Pais

Josh Pais

Brad

Ronald Bronstein

Ronald Bronstein

Caroline’s Husband

Laurence Blum

Laurence Blum

Police Officer

Lark White

Vanessa

Amy Judd Lieberman

Amy Judd Lieberman

Melanie

Char Sidney

Nurse

Jodi Michelle Pynn

Jodi Michelle Pynn

Nurse

Christian Slater

Christian Slater

Father (uncredited)

Crew

Director, Screenplay

Mary Bronstein

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Media

Status:

Released

Original Language:

English

Budget:

$0.00

Revenue:

$0.00

Keywords

therapist
female protagonist
motherhood
woman director
absent husband
anxious
mysterious illness

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