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Police Academy: Mission to Moscow

PG·1994·83m

Comedy

Crime

Comedy

Crime

Summary

The Russians seek help in dealing with the Mafia from the veterans of the Police Academy. They head off to Moscow, in order to find evidence against Konstantin Konali, who marketed a computer game that everyone in the world is playing.

Cast

George Gaynes

Commandant Lassard

Michael Winslow

Jones

David Graf

Tackleberry

Leslie Easterbrook

Callahan

G.W. Bailey

Captain Harris

Christopher Lee

Commandant Rakov

Ron Perlman

Konstantine Konali

Claire Forlani

Katrina

Charlie Schlatter

Cadet Connors

Richard Israel

Adam Sharp

Gregg Berger

Lieutenant Talinsky

Vladimir Dolinskiy

Bellboy

Pamela Guest

Anchor Person

Stuart Nisbet

Anchor Person

David St. James

News Director

Valeriy Yaremenko

Mikhail

Vadim Dolgachov

Leonid

Robert Iannaccone

Training Sergeant

Carolyn Kelson

Mary

Nikolai Pastukhov

Patriarch

Olga Anokhina

Russian Mother

Sergei Danilevitch

Lecturer

Alexander Skorokhod

Yeltsin

Sasha Maslansky

Cadet

Oleg Groonevitch

Russian Police Cadet

Igor Semenkov

Russian Police Cadet

Andrei Vishnyakov

Russian Police Cadet

Konstantin Denakhin

Motorcycle Cop

Sergey Reusenko

Serge

Aleksandr Tyutin

Boris

Aleksandr Peskov

Hitman

Mariya Vinogradova

Old Lady in Gorky Park

Andrey Annenskiy

Little Russian Boy with Bike

Zaven Martirosyan

Ringmaster

Julius LeFlore

Piano Player

Pavel Sanikov

Conductor

Dmitriy Chernigovskiy

Dapper Man

Villie Golovko

Mafia Thug

Amanda LeFlore

Buxom Assistant

Michael Bolotin

Rakov's Guard

Vladimir Salnikov

Rakov's Guard

Andrei Bolotin

Rakov's Guard

Vladimir Goryushin

Russian Father

Platon Gorushin

Russian Son

Nastia Gorushina

Russian Daughter

Pavel Ostroukhov

Priest in Cemetery

Natalya Pozdnyakova

Katrina's Replacement Translator

Yakov Dyrda

Mafia Hood

Min Dabashinskas

Mafia Hood

Willie Golovko

Mafia Hood

Sasha Volkov

Bodyguard

Yury Sysoev

Bodyguard

Zemskovi

Circus Acrobat

Elena Vorobieva

Circus Rope-Climber

Alexander Diamandi

Circus Clown

Yuri Yermachenkov

Circus Clown

Michel Clerte

BMX Championship Bike Team

Michel Lavandet

BMX Championship Bike Team

Olivier Prosper

BMX Championship Bike Team

Olivier Renard

BMX Championship Bike Team

Svetlana

Prima Ballerina

Crew

Director

Alan Metter

Characters

Pat Proft

Characters

Neal Israel

Writer

Randolph Davis

Writer

Michele S. Chodos

Reviews

Potential Kermode

February 11, 2017

**See a boiled egg fly through the air from one mans mouth to another mans mouth and then back again - all in Technicolor!**

Comedy - _negligible_. Interest factor - negligible. Original cast members - negligible. Audiences watching it in the theatres in 1994 - negligible. Box office gross - negligible.

Farting noises - _absolutely_. Cartoon sound effects - absolutely. Disinterested/embarrassed performances - absolutely. Enthusiastic Russian actors who believe they are performing in a masterpiece - absolutely.

After watching this movie I had forgotten how to smile. I saw somebody else laughing and I had to ask them what they were doing with their face and what the _unusual sound_ meant.